What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real

12:06 - RIP

13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple

21:01 - Weather

21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed

23:55 - Sprained My Eyes

27:59 - Beyond Parody

30:30 - Dumpster Diving

33:17 - Breaking Bridget

41:53 - Phetasy News

44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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