The Unseeing Critics

We catch up from our hiatus, discussing some of the things that we've watched and read over the break. Check out the episode to discover Jesse's MS moment, how we both did something on New Year's Eve, and other tid bits.

In this episode, we discuss "Jingle All the Way 1 and 2", some weird stuff that Jesse watched, life in general, and upcoming stuffs.

Twister, Twisters, Storm Chasers, Mickey's Christmas Carol, and other things are mentioned in this podcast. We do talk some Fantasy Football, how the Cowboys managed to surprise everyone, and how Jesse watched that game wile sleeping.

In this lively episode of The Unseeing Critics, Jesse and Richard take a humorous and nostalgic dive into the holiday classic Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving, offering their unique "male adulting" perspective on the Peanuts gang’s unconventional feast and timeless lessons.

What Jesse Watched

Jesse got into the holiday spirit with a festive lineup that included Garfield Christmas, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Frosty the Snowman—the latter sparking another round of Richard's hilarious “male adapting” commentary. Of course, Jesse also visited Wolf and a few other titles that fueled his love for everything spooky and seasonal.

What Richard Watched

Meanwhile, Richard ventured into a mix of thrilling, creepy, and imaginative content. He explored the werewolf-themed Wolf Pack and the quirky Little Dead Rotting Hood, while catching up on episodes of Six Feet Under, a podcast featuring The Undertaker. Richard also binged true crime stories with Up and Vanished and indulged in some lighter fare with The Incredibly Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turbin. On the big screen, he checked out the Audio Described Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and revisited the timeless Jurassic Park—although he forgot to mention it during the discussion.

This episode is packed with laughs, playful banter, and thoughtful takes on beloved classics and modern entertainment. Whether you're here for holiday nostalgia or just some good-natured whining and witty commentary, this week’s podcast has something for everyone!

Get Richard's book, "Faith in the Shadows" on Kindle, via the following link:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DL8XYT7D

In this episode, Richard dives into his annual horror favorites, revisiting Return of the Living Dead and the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead, while we also review the first three episodes of Bad Monkey. Jesse shares his thoughts on Thanksgiving and The Nightmare Before Christmas (which Richard also watched) and vents about his challenge to get through six movies this week—grumbling all the way!

We also spotlight Richard's book, Faith in the Shadows: Wheels of Redemption (Ryder Blaze, Book 1), available now on Kindle Unlimited. Check it out here on Amazon. Plus, don’t miss the sneak peek into his upcoming release, Ring of Resilience, which promises another gripping story!

In this episode, we dive into a mix of movies, books, and some personal reflections. First up, we shared our thoughts on Salem's Lot (2024), the latest adaptation of Stephen King's classic. Both of us watched this eerie tale of vampires invading a small town, and we had a lot to say about how the film’s atmosphere and scares hold up compared to King’s novel.

Richard also reviewed The Battery, a unique indie zombie movie that brings a fresh perspective on survival horror with a minimalist approach and rich character focus. We then moved into Mr. McMahon, which Richard also watched, discussing the intense storytelling and what makes this film stand out. Jesse rounded out the film reviews with The Watchers, which explores the suspenseful bond between a young girl and a strange creature, and The Ritual, a chilling journey into a Scandinavian forest that left us both haunted.

On the literary side, Richard just finished Pub in the Underworld by Harmen Cooper and they both shared fond memories from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Richard's also currently reading Alpha Wave by Jonathan Maberry, which is proving to be another intense read. We also discussed some of our favorite audiobook narrators who bring horror and suspense to life.

In a personal segment, Richard shared more about the aftermath of his 2000 wreck, while Jesse humorously (and maybe a bit annoyingly) blamed just about everything on his MS. As always, we wrapped up with our usual banter, keeping things light despite all the horror!

Tune in for movie reviews, book recommendations, and a peek into our lives—you won’t want to miss this one!

Intro song made with Suno.com

We do our thing, "Bite", "Scarecrows", and other stuff is mentioned. Copilot tells Richard why he can't find anyone to date.

Its ok, you don't use it anyway

Lake Mungo (2008)

Information: Lake Mungo is an Australian psychological horror film directed by Joel Anderson

. Presented in a pseudo-documentary format with elements of found footage and docufiction, it follows a family trying to come to terms with the loss of their daughter Alice after she drowns, and the potentially supernatural events they experience afterward.

Trivia: Director Jordan Peele has stated in a podcast that Lake Mungo is one of the movies that scared him the most!

We Are Still Here (2015)

Information: We Are Still Here is an American horror film directed by Ted Geoghegan. It stars Barbara Crampton and Andrew Sensenig as grieving parents who move into an old house in New England, only to find themselves targeted by vengeful spirits.

Trivia: During the film, a character references H.P. Lovecraft's fictional Miskatonic University, which is said to be located in Essex County.

Clown (2014)

Information: Clown is an American supernatural horror film directed by Jon Watts. It follows a loving father who finds a cursed clown suit for his son's birthday party, only to realize that wearing it transforms him into a demonic clown.

Trivia: Movie posters featuring the clown were censored in Italy for being "too scary"

. The film was also based on a short film by the same name.

Amusement (2008)

Information: Amusement is an American anthology slasher film directed by John Simpson

. It follows three women who are stalked by a killer with a grudge that dates back to their childhoods.

Trivia: The film went direct-to-video in January 2009 and was the last film to be distributed by the original Picturehouse before their closure in 2008.

***Song Lyrics***

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(Verse 1) In the dark of the theatre, no light to be seen, Jesse takes the credit, he's the podboss supreme. Richard in the shadows, doing all the grind, Unseeing Critics, with perspectives defined.

(Chorus) Unseeing Critics, tearing through the night, Blind perspective, giving movies fright. Amusement and Lake Mungo, haunting the air, We Are Still Here, Clown’s sinister glare.

(Verse 2) Jesse’s riding high, on the fans' roaring cheers, Richard’s got the insight, through the grind and the gears. They’ve watched the nightmares, through unseen eyes, A duo in the darkness, truth in their cries.

(Chorus) Unseeing Critics, tearing through the night, Blind perspective, giving movies fright. Amusement and Lake Mungo, haunting the air, We Are Still Here, Clown’s sinister glare.

(Bridge) Jesse’s the face, Richard’s the grind, Two halves of a beast, their fates intertwined. Movies dissected, with a razor-sharp mind, In the realms of the unseen, their bond is defined.

(Chorus) Unseeing Critics, tearing through the night, Blind perspective, giving movies fright. Amusement and Lake Mungo, haunting the air, We Are Still Here, Clown’s sinister glare.

(Outro) In the echoing darkness, their voices ring true, Unseeing Critics, bringing the horror to you. Jesse and Richard, masters of the night, With unseen visions, they set the screen alight.

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In this episode, Jesse and Richard dive into a whirlwind of movies, TV series, and some personal stories. Here's what's covered:

The Invitation Mix-Up:

Jesse watched one version of "The Invitation" and gives his take on the eerie thriller.

Richard, on the other hand, watched a different "The Invitation," leading to some unexpected comparisons and laughs.

Coherence Discussion:

Jesse goes deep into the mind-bending film "Coherence," sharing insights and theories that will have you questioning reality.

Audio Description Adventures:

Jesse shares a story about audio descriptions in movies, giving us a peek into his thoughts and experiences with accessibility in film.

Tales from the Crypt:

Richard takes us on a nostalgic trip down memory lane with the HBO series "Tales from the Crypt," discussing favorite episodes and the show's impact.

Hurricane Helene:

Lastly, Richard talks about the recent chaos caused by Hurricane Helene, sharing personal anecdotes and the community’s resilience in the face of the storm.

Tune in to catch all these fascinating stories and more in this episode of "Movie Mix-Up & Stormy Tales." It's an eclectic mix you won't want to miss!

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