It's our last coast to coast podcast (for now). Slight technical difficulties, but you guys don't care. BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE?

Tommy cuts himself off, we learn how he pronounces a prehistoric bird's name and we sent another asshole to heaven. 

**NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!!!**

Now that I know you guys read this shit, there's a lot more pressure. Now I'm frozen. A-N-X-I-E-T-Y.

Just listen, why dontcha?

Sorry guys, we recorded this 2 days ago. I have no recollection of what happened. But no one reads this anyway, do they? 

Jim makes his debut to the degenerate fucks. Enjoy!

We start out with the most boring 10 minutes ever (time machine tip: skip it! or don't. Maybe it's not so bad). Most importantly, we learn about a guy who is letting down the family business. I hope he listens. Huge fan of his name. 

Another rousing edition of this or that: this week it's prescription drugs vs. elves from Lord of the Rings. 

This game defeats Jack. 

Tommy "got his ass kicked" by an insurrectionist. Epic. 

Gonna be real honest, the title is the only thing I remember from this episode. It will have to ALL be a surprise. 

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