The Unwanted Epilogue

Auteur German filmmaker Uwe Boll released perhaps his finest work with In the Name of the King: A Very Long Title; A Dungeon Siege Movie, starring Jason Statesman as "farmer", Raytheon Liottatron as "a wizard", Matthew Lil'yard as "prince fail son" and Bort Raynolds as "the King". Their party forgot to bring a healer so it doesn't go well for them. You will need to give yourself a concussion before you watch this movie. And probably another one before you listen to us talk about it.

Auteur German filmmaker Uwe Boll released perhaps his finest work with In the Name of the King: A Very Long Title; A Dungeon Siege Movie, starring Jason Statesman as "farmer", Raytheon Liottatron as "a wizard", Matthew Lil'yard as "prince fail son" and Bort Raynolds as "the King". Their party forgot to bring a healer so it doesn't go well for them. You will need to give yourself a concussion before you watch this movie. And probably another one before you listen to us talk about it.

Back after a flu-induced hiatus, the Unwanted Epilogue crew comes out firing on all cylinders with an episode that definitely should have been behind some kind of paywall. Not because it's good, but because it's so incredibly not safe for work that there should be some monetary barrier to entry before you can listen.

Trigger warning: absolutely everything. This is definitely the most offensive episode so far, with the crew tackling the seminal 2003 smash hit starring True Detective, the Dinklebot, one of the spice girls, and Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime.

Back after a flu-induced hiatus, the Unwanted Epilogue crew comes out firing on all cylinders with an episode that definitely should have been behind some kind of paywall. Not because it's good, but because it's so incredibly not safe for work that there should be some monetary barrier to entry before you can listen.

Trigger warning: absolutely everything. This is definitely the most offensive episode so far, with the crew tackling the seminal 2003 smash hit starring True Detective, the Dinklebot, one of the spice girls, and Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime.

The crew dropped real money to see a movie in that dying institution known as Ye Olde Movie Theatre, where $20 IMAX tickets took them on a magic carpet ride unlike any other. Oh wait, that was the trailers. They were supposed to stay and see a movie after that I guess but based on listening to them talk about it, I don't think any of them were actually present for that part.

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The crew dropped real money to see a movie in that dying institution known as Ye Olde Movie Theatre, where $20 IMAX tickets took them on a magic carpet ride unlike any other. Oh wait, that was the trailers. They were supposed to stay and see a movie after that I guess but based on listening to them talk about it, I don't think any of them were actually present for that part.

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The crew opted for yet another space movie from the 90s and this time, their suffering paid off with Wing Commander (1999)! Giant cat people that live in fart ships want to eliminate humanity and for good reason--we gave birth to Freddie PRINZE Jr & Matthew Lillard, who headline this classic full motion video that Chris Roberts used to launder money offshore in preparation for stealing 100$ million via his alleged kickstarter.

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The crew opted for yet another space movie from the 90s and this time, their suffering paid off with Wing Commander (1999)! Giant cat people that live in fart ships want to eliminate humanity and for good reason--we gave birth to Freddie PRINZE Jr & Matthew Lillard, who headline this classic full motion video that Chris Roberts used to launder money offshore in preparation for stealing 100$ million via his alleged kickstarter.

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The crew went back to the dog-movie mines and came out with this rancid treasure: The Karate Dog, not to be confused with the Karate Kid (although they were hoping you would be confused when you saw Mr. Miyagi), stars Jon Voight (!), Jaime Pressly (!!), Andy Sandburg's sort of cousin, Randy Sandburg, & featuring Chevy Chase (!!!) as the voice of a dog so that he could afford the taxes on his underground parking garage where he imprisons budding actors and forces them to do bad improv for scale.

Enjoy the final pet movie of Howl-O-Ween because the crew couldn't get through another one. Next up: Wing Commander!

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The crew went back to the dog-movie mines and came out with this rancid treasure: The Karate Dog, not to be confused with the Karate Kid (although they were hoping you would be confused when you saw Mr. Miyagi), stars Jon Voight (!), Jaime Pressly (!!), Andy Sandburg's sort of cousin, Randy Sandburg, & featuring Chevy Chase (!!!) as the voice of a dog so that he could afford the taxes on his underground parking garage where he imprisons budding actors and forces them to do bad improv for scale.

Enjoy the final pet movie of Howl-O-Ween because the crew couldn't get through another one. Next up: Wing Commander!

Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License