You spoke? We listened, and are proud to announce a full revival of Vh1's lapsed property "Storytellers" in coordination with the U.S. Army and the United Service Organizations. Over 20,000 navy troops requested the first booking be of Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp, and, well? We couldn't say no. But in fact we did not book Mellencamp and went with the ladies of Nymphowars instead who regaled a small but happy crowd with stories of more famous artists, and the hits that inspired the hits. Happy fleet week.