The Useless Hotline

By Max Balegde & George ClarkeComedy News News Commentary

The Useless Hotline episodes

October 01, 2023 Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

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Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 11 min
September 25, 2023 James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 26 min
September 24, 2023 James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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1 hr 26 min
September 17, 2023 Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 16 min
September 10, 2023 ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 26 min
September 05, 2023 BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently!
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. This week we have a special bonus episode made possible by John Lewis & Partners and Samsung!

We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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37 min
September 03, 2023 The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 23 min
August 27, 2023 Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 20 min
August 25, 2023 Bonus: Max and George Expose each Other's WhatsApps
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. In this bonus episode, brought to you by Acast Creative and WhatsApp from Meta, Max and George dig into their real WhatsApp chat and reveal some of their findings.
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46 min
August 20, 2023 Joe and George Baggs discuss why they left gogglebox, Lizzo drama and their favourite influencers
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr 12 min

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or…