The Useless Hotline

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR 

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 

Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 

Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 

Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.