The Useless Majors

This special holiday episode was recorded LIVE at Miles' dad's house in St. Louis, Missouri.

All your old favorite characters (plus some NEW favorite characters) put on a special live extravaghanza for your enjoyment! and to politely ask for your help this holiday season, in the form of ratings and reviews! (though we may have been too subtle about it). 

Written by Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash, with special material by Anna Drehmer. 

Starring Jordan Starcrash, Miles Jenks, Samuel Rupe-Smith, Jay Bonzano, and Sean McDaniel. 

Special thanks to Gaela Jenks, Loren Jenks, and Mary Clavena for their help!

The Useless Majors Podcast was written, recorded and edited by Jordan Starcrash and Miles Jenks in St. Louis, MO, and starring Samuel Rupe-Smith, Jay Bonzano, Miles Jenks, and Jordan Starcrash. Guest starring Jonathan Kirner as Manuel Hinojosa.

Everyone loves Manny, especially in a classic sitcom formula! It's 'Manny's Company, 4's a Crowd!'

In this episode, Manuel's father Ernesto Hinojosa (AKA Mr. L, of Mucho More Luchador Taco Corporation) has come over to his apartment to have dinner with our prodigal hero. 

But uh oh! Manny forgot! And tonight was the night Anne came over to finally work up the nerve to tell Patrick she like-likes him!

This messy situation will have laughs-a-plenty as Manny tries to find his way through a tangle of deception, and make sure his dad never finds out he doesn't have a real job yet!

Enjoy, folks!

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Also! Catch our livestream holiday spectacular on Dec. 23rd at 3pm Central time! 

Let's go back to that Tuesday, yet again, and with a vengeance.

Thomas Duke, AKA the Villainous Alpha Bat, is drunk. Following his experiment with being a 'average working Joe', Mr. Duke, err, Joe, has gone a bit off the rails.

After Alfredo eventually calms the drunk super-villain mogul with the radio, and the soothing sounds of 'This American Strife with Ira Gl***', Thomas Duke dreams of a simpler time; his 16th birthday.

Here he remembers secrets long since locked away in the back of his mind. Things like Kevin, the origin of his hatred for Spaghetti the Clown, and crazy third thing! 

Probably.

And there's entertainment galore while we follow Thomas Duke into his dark and silly past!

Have a listen, yo!

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Ever want to know what happened at the end of Episode 3? When Anne caught Manny and foiled David's plot? If so, here ya go, weirdo!

Let's jump back to that fateful car drive. It's Tuesday, some time around 2:30. 'This American Strife' is on, and Anne must find her way to the mall, after a not-so devious Lobster-turned GPS-turned Manny has gotten her quite lost.

Manny unveils David's "brilliant" plan to stop her from interviewing for Shift Manager at the Cinema, and a beautiful/ridiculous friendship blossoms between the two jobless superheroes.

Take a listen!

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NSPR (No Soap Public Radio) presents This American Strife with Ira Gl***, an in-depth roundtable discussion about Evil in America.

In this episode, Ira invites The Hooded Samaritan, Miniature Pony Man, and Broad Daylight to discuss the shifting climate in America towards Evil, covering topics such as The 26 Chambers, Senator Kaufman's proposed Evil Rights Amendment, and the inherent Evil already in America.

Guests defend their often confusing/confused points of view about what constitutes Good versus Evil in America, and Ira invites you to take a listen to what is likely a total circus of political misunderstandings and silliness!

This is NSPR, No Soap Public Radio.

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Miles and Jordan have some important announcements! But mostly are silly. 

Listen! Learn! Be Amused!

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Written, recorded, and edited by Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash

Starring Samuel Rupe-Smith, Jay Bonzano, Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash. Guest starring Jonathan Kirner as Mr. M's assistant and Manuel Hinojosa, and Anna Drehmer as Jane Raine-Smith and Podcat Anya.

Lotta stuff!

Mr. M is roped into assembling a last-minute business conference for the CEOs of the 26 Chambers, while Thomas Duke AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat tries his hand at being a normal guy, an average working Joe. Oh, bosses. 

And Zwayne's ghost-whisperer/janitor senses are tingling, and to uncover the Evil goings-on at M.Co, enlists the help of 'The World's Greatest Spy', only to find him to be just the world's greatest....something..

Meanwhile, at the Mall, our heroes David and Patrick enlist the help of Patrick's roomie, Manuel Hinojosa, to stop Anne Treebourg from coming to interview for Shift Manager at the Theatre.

Seems like Manny's shapeshifting would make for some clever disguises, right? Let's find out....

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Be a fly on the wall in the Duke household for a family dinner, where Betty and Randall Duke attempt to ask their son Thomas (AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat) about his day, and how his new job is going.

I can't stress 'attempt' enough, people!

Enjoy the Duke Family Dinner..... (100% unscripted)

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Written by Jordan Starcrash and Miles Jenks.

Starring Samuel Rupe-Smith, Jay Bonzano, Miles Jenks, and Jordan Starcrash. Guest Starring Anna Drehmer as Jane Raine-Smith, and Jonathan Kirner as Mr. M's Assistant.

Episode 2 follows another of our heroes, Zwayne, in his (forced) quest to find a job.

Sure, he'd rather sit around all day, using his history degree to hang out with ghosts of historical figures that he can see, and watch wrestling on the tube, who wouldn't?

But his mother Jane, as any loving mother, and PR for a large company, would do, she gets Zwayne an interview with her boss Mr. M.

Can Zwayne help his mother and Mr. M defeat Evil, with the help of Benjamin 'The American Dream' Franklin, ?

Will he even get the job, daddy? I don't know! Freakin' listen!

....baby!

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