The race began with frustrating uncertainty. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) told Nero and Seth to do whatever they wanted to do and then removed her microbead, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized she would have to run alongside Olianne, and Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) raced to keep the runners in sight in order to protect them from orbital bombardment of the Rad Habs. With Markus’s Sisters of Battle closing in and the Rad Habs just ahead, which threat will kill them first? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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The delicate bond holding the Inquisitorial band together began to fracture. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) gave his insignia to Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), threatening him with the wrath of the warp should Seth fail to keep Olianne safe, and Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) that Nero could not be trusted and only they two truly believed in the Emperor of Mankind. Will Piper and Olianne survive the start of the race, now that they’ve left Seth and Nero behind? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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The Inquisitorial band inadvertently pushed Krungus Marcus into an alliance with Jacinta Skullshield. They did, however, manage to equip themselves. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) requisitioned a Taurox, Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) procured grenades and a Lascannon, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) obtained power armour and a refractor field, and Lucia Bane revealed to Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) that she would provide her own wildcard, Moximillian. How will they fare against Marcus’s Sisters of Battle? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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With the day of the race upon them, the Inquisitorial band decided that Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) would be their runner. Olianne sought Ignatious Ironforth’s skill for protection against power armour, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) got advice on how to run the race safely, and Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered that the wildcard team was led by Jacinta Skullshield. With Jacinta acting without House protection, can the band eliminate that threat before the race begins? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra) as Piper Fairley.

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The Inquisitorial band continued to play politics while wrestling with themselves. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was returned to her original state, Seth’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) new “friend” Lucia promised more assistance if they continued to help her secure the governorship, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) had a vision of gunning down an Ultramarine, and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) realized it was her duty to help Seth redeem himself. How will they prepare for power armour at tomorrow’s race? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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The Inquisitorial band was once again forced to make difficult decisions. Owing Lucia Bane a favour, Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to persuade the rest that Vance was Homo Novus and must be executed despite a lack of evidence, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) agreed mainly to protect Seth from Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) finding out about the favour, and an overly-medicated Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was thrilled at the idea of bloodshed. What will Vance’s death mean if Krungus Marcus is in fact Homo Novus? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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The band convinced Vulcan that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was Rancid and acquired the crown from the heist. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) interrogated witnesses and procured a sample of Vance’s blood, Seth’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) investigation of the corpses left him with more questions than answers, and Piper approached Ignatious Ironforth to examine the weapons used in the attack. Will their collective evidence yield any real answers? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is the second volume in a report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys Adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. My report shows that the band convinced Vulcan that Piper was Rancid and acquired the crown from the heist. Nero and Olianne interrogated witnesses and procured a sample of Vance’s blood, Seth’s investigation of the corpses left him with more questions than answers, and Piper approached Ignatious Ironforth to examine the weapons used in the attack. Will their collective evidence yield any real answers?

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After Warden and Jacinta narrowly escaped the Skullshield attack and retaliation, the Inquisitorial band was immediately forced to fight as fire rained down on Rancid and the House leaders. Who orchestrated such a coordinated and brazen assassination attempt and, more immediately, will Piper’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) disguise fool Bane’s representative long enough to win the heist? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina.

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The heist has commenced! Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) disguised themselves and destroyed the cameras following them, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) clandestinely obtained a blood sample from Crungus Markus, and Piper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) determined through meditation that she was correct to have doubts about Nero. Will the band compromise their position to defend the Inquisitorial Taurox against a Skullshield attack? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).

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