The Inquisitorial band have defeated a wych cult! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his organic arm to the enemy, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) was rescued by a Sslyth, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) helped the group escape the ambush site, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Attikus a replacement arm and claimed a Crozius Arcanum for himself. But are these good omens true or will the Archon betray these Imperial heroes? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Inquisitorial band are battling a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) destroyed an enemy transport with her dark lance, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sniped wyches and bikers with Morgan’s rifle, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched a wych off the bridge, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blasted wyches with his psyker powers. But will he use his super charged abilities to kill the drukhari or find himself suffering the perils of the warp?

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The Inquisitorial band are ambushing a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) took to a high vantage point to snipe at the enemy, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) joined her in case reiver jetbikes came after her, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) murdered his way into command of the choke point, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) found a new pistol and tried to spare the few lives he could. Can these heroes kill the wyches or will they die trying? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Inquisitorial band have allied with an Archon! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the group’s value to the drukhari clear, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) watched the guards suspecting a trap, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) kept an eye on the enemy psyker, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) flirted her way into a drukhari dark lance. But can these heroes massacre a wych cult or will they die at the hands of the Cult of the Jaded Blade? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Inquisitorial band are entering a drukhari citadel! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) challenged Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) to find a purpose beyond survival, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) promised Attikus she would never lie to him again, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) swore his loyalty to the interrogator unto death. But can these heroes find allies among the drukhari and survive a battle with enemy wyches? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Inquisitorial band have entered Commorragh! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used Trin Rakai to locate the gate, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) abandoned his family sword to become something new, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had to disguise his faith behind his shield, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) bet Jeffer’y on their eventual success. But can these heroes rig a drukhari blood games and escape Commorragh altogether? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Inquisitorial band received everything they need from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned his personal demon was the nascent god of hope, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) learned about the warp while Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) watched him suspiciously, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got a new and improved xenos shield he hates. But can these heroes survive what awaits them after the library? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Inquisitorial band are receiving information and equipment from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked about the conspiracy and his personal demon, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) received harlequin armour, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) wanted to learn about the warp, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked for absolutely nothing as he hates the place. Will the library’s lessons save Gideon or doom him? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The Inquisitorial band have awoken inside the Black Library! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slept through the night while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shared stories of his past with his interrogator, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) wrestled with the possibility of faith in the Emperor. Now that the Black Library has healed their wounds, can they find a way to save the Emperor? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Now that you’ve heard the first two episodes of “Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up” - make sure to check out the rest of the series!

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