The Vesta Clinic

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The Vesta Clinic episodes

January 09, 2025 Season 2 Trailer
So many questions! And one very important answer!

The Vesta Clinic is created by AMC. You heard the voices of AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.
Transcript:
AMC: Hello listener, are you wondering when The Vesta Clinic will return? I can tell you that season two is full of questions. Questions like:
Various Voices:
Are we working hard or are we hardly working?
[SEC: questioning ping]
What? What? Is that a FASERUNR?!
[SEC: questioning ping]
AMC: Don’t worry! There are also answers.
Various Voices:
How many patients are you bringing in?
Uhh, all of them?
[SEC: questioning ping]
Post-viral hypoviscosity?
No - thank stars! Sec does prefer it when our patients don’t ooze.
[SEC: affirmative ping]
AMC: But in answer to your question, The Vesta Clinic will return on the 23rd January 2025. We can’t wait to be back.

1 min
December 28, 2024 Season 2 Teaser Trailer
The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?

This trailer featured music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
You heard AMC as Faye Underwood, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and someone else, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Sec as himself!
Please share the first season of the show with fellow audio fiction fans and get excited for season 2! More updates to come on our socials @vestaclinicpod!

Transcript:
[Various voices]
Patient: Soothgrantoth, Doothgrund
Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob
Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur
Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan
Internal auditory hallucinations… fantastic stuff!
I - had never seen anything like it.
Whoa. Slow down, imaginary audience! And hold your imaginary applause!
Right. This is serious. We are adopting a kill on sight policy.
You’ve got about 5 seconds before this gets really spicy.

SEC: typing on screen, typing on screen, questioning ping [Translated: The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?]

1 min
February 29, 2024 Prescribed Listening: Travelling Light
A new prescription! This one is guaranteed to have you feeling better in no time.
If you love wholesome science fiction (AKA this very show!) you’ll love Travelling Light from the brains and heart behind Monstrous Agonies.
To find out more, follow the creators on twitter, tumblr and bluesky and find transcripts and more on their website!
Transcript for this prescription available here!

17 min
January 03, 2024 Prescribed Listening: InCo
Happy New Year, lovely listeners, and welcome back to Prescribed Listening! Why not improve your year by listening to InCo?
To find out more, check out the InCo website, and follow the creator on twitter, tumblr and bluesky!
Transcripts are available here!

3 min
November 06, 2023 Prescribed Listening: The End
Welcome back to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama listens for aches +/- pains.
If you love completed stories, you should definitely check out The End, a newsletter bringing you the best shows with endings to boot.
Find them here and be sure to subscribe so as not to miss an issue!
2 min
September 08, 2023 Prescribed Listening: Chain of Being
Back for your repeat prescription? This one should last you until October!
Chain of Being is a mythic Sci-fi audio drama set in a world of hyper advanced technologies and ancient magics. The team have been kind enough to share S1E14 ‘The Warlord’ with us. Transcript and original show notes available here!
Content warnings: Gunfire, Reference to Gore, Christianity.
Find out more about the show here!
Support the crowd funder here!

Follow them on Twitter and Tumblr @chainofbeing for updates!
Transcript available here.
9 min
August 31, 2023 Prescribed Listening: Moonbase Theta, Out
Hello and welcome to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama to cure all ails. We don’t want you to miss us too much while we work on season 2 and thought sharing other shows would help you find other great stuff to listen to!
To kick us off, we’d like to share some thoughts and the first episode of a firm favourite: Moonbase Theta, Out.
Find out more about the show (and keep watching the Moon!) on their website.
You can also find the Moonbase Theta, Out team on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook: @monkeymanproductions. Be sure to follow them to find out what happens after the Moon!
Transcripts are available here!

7 min
April 20, 2023 Bonus Episode 3: Bucket List
The Professor wants to tick something off their bucket list.
** Listener submissions are now open for Season 2 of The Vesta Clinic! Submit your ideas at: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions **
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions:
Footsteps, fabric rustles and ambience from Krotos Studios
Modern_U1_2 from Krotos Sounds
Sci-fi click 3, Vape sound 5 from FilmCow
Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org
Candy, boiled sweet unwrap. Version 1, AA Battery put down on table then fall over, Glass bathroom scales (modern) slide on hard tiled floor 1, 2-tone basic high pitched beep, Finger tap, select, press on sat nav touch screen 5, Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2, Person blowing into, inflating rubber ring or lilo, single blow 2, Hospital electronic monitor machine beeping, chime, alert, Dry syringe, pull plunger out with a pop, Flicking a syringe with finger. Version 2, Syringe squirt liquid out into air, short and fast. Version 1, Body fall on ground, hard slam 3, A mid heavy body fall,Bag, backpack, grab, pick up in a hurry 1, Stackable potato chips (Pringles) tube put down on table, Felt marker pen draw single stroke, squeak on hollow plastic 1, Handball slap, hit 2, Latex rubber mask handling movements 1- all from Zapsplat.com
Content Warnings: misuse of medication by healthcare professionals, dangerous drug use, injections, references risk of death, proposed deceit, medically concerning weight loss, a character’s weight is stated, non-injurious falls

8 min
March 23, 2023 Bonus Episode 2: Hazing
A new arrival at The Vesta Clinic allows Sec to cause some mischief.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Faye Underwood.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Man runs long corridor 01 171017_1227.wav by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/
Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org
Critical Stop4 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org
Alien computer 4.1 by FilmCow Designed SFX
Thick winter coat, jacket, arm movements, running into walking from Zapslat.com
Content Warnings: gentle workplace bullying, concern regarding misgendering (of an inanimate object)
6 min
February 16, 2023 Season 1 Bloopers
Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing!
The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you’ll hear.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.

Transcripts are available here!

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Content Warnings: No major content warnings
11 min