The Vesta Clinic

Patient:  LeíLeì

Date: 55/1/2733 

Patient ID: 78367492

Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain

Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call? 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians. 

Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Divided’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Rudeness from a colleague; bleeding; blood clots; biting; novel medical therapy

Date: 628/2/2731

Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan

Patient ID: 584209

Presenting Complaint: Blower pain

IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC.    

Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Yasmodynamic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zaplsplat.com

Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com

Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zaplsplat.com

Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying

Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan

Date: 48/1/2733 

Patient ID: 9583728

Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05

Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion. 

You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Housekeeping’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead -- https://freesound.org/s/274666/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury 

Date: 44/1/2733

Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen 

Patient ID: 7458293 

Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence 

Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Green Room’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour 

We have something very special on the feed today! The Night Market is a fictional show set in the world of LISTEN CLOSELY a new YA romcom from creator of Tell No Tales, Leon Egan. The book is an absolute joy to read and this fictional pilot is no different! 

The Night Market was written and produced by Leon Egan, and performed by Maggie Bain, who also plays Jude in the Listen Closely audiobook. Theme songs were created by AMC. All concepts and characters were inspired by the book Listen Closely by Leon Egan.

Join AMC, Kamen, Ruby and Chris as they answer listener Qs and talk clinic cuties and the challenges of a second season!

Regular episodes will return on 24th July. 

Submit an idea for season three here! ✨

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Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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The gang reminisce . . . most of them.

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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Be sure to catch our mid-season Q+A before then! 

You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari .

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content warnings: reference to blood tests; fainting; public humiliation; second-hand embarrassment

Aren’t you glad Computer isn’t transcribing this professional review? 

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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect another bonus episode and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!

✨ Submit your questions here! ✨

You can also submit an idea for season three here! 

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At the start of the episode, you heard my earnest love for Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Learn more here!! 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Date: 40/1/2733

Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen

Patient ID: N/A 

‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’

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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!

✨ Submit your questions here! ✨

You can also submit an idea for season three here! 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Dr Wifey as the Radio Announcer, AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and The Radio Announcer, Christopher Stoops as Olea Aander, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra.

Credits read by AMC.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘[Comms ID Unavailable]’  and can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Sound Effect Attributions: 

Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org 

Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Airy whoosh into impact, electricity spark 4 by ZapSplat

Couch creak, squeak, someone sitting down or movement by ZapSplat

Metal lever pull, yank fast and lock 1 by ZapSplat

Industrial metal hand cart very short pull or movement, metallic screech. Version 1 by ZapSplat

Adhesive sticky tape rip 1 by ZapSplat

Sticky tape strip handling with fingers 2 by ZapSplat

Australia to UK mains plug adapter plug in 2 by ZapSplat

Lifepak 12 touched.wav by residentsparking -- https://freesound.org/s/243638/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Typing on an iPhone.mp3 by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/365543/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

A mid heavy body fall. By ZapSplat

Loose plastic object set down, rattle 3 by ZapSplat

Hospital electronic monitor machine dull beeping, high pitched by ZapSplat 

Bone Break (Celery).wav by ralph.whitehead -- https://freesound.org/s/471594/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2 by ZapSplat

Vape sound 5 from FilmCow SFX 

Hand tap or slap wet skin 2 by ZapSplat

Jewelry, Metal bracelet catch in hand by ZapSplat

Latex rubber mask handling movements 1 by ZapSplat

Electricity spark (sound design) 1 by ZapSplat

finger snap 02.aiff by SoundCollectah -- https://freesound.org/s/109400/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Full open can of cola, lemonade or other soft drink set down then slide on table 1 by ZapSplat

Content Warnings: Patient is insulting to staff members; ignoring medical advice; swearing

Date: 36/1/2733

Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur 

Patient ID: 2348739 

Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain 

Dr Adra has a long day.

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Mechanic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org 

Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

App or voip software ringtone, electric piano style 2 by ZapSplat 

Soda beverage can, 250ml, pick up from floor 3 by ZapSplat

Mug place down on surface by ZapSplat

Mug slide or move on table by ZapSplat 

Content Warnings: Work-related trauma (undisclosed); reference to medical errors