The Vesta Clinic

It’s a slow day at The Vesta Clinic. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Transcripts are available here!

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. 

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Content Warnings:  No major content warnings

Please enjoy the second part of our end of season Q&A! 

See you soon <3 

Thank you for listening to the first part of our Q&A, featuring AMC (creator and voice of Dr Underwood), Kamen Cooley-Greene (voice of Dr Solari), Christopher Stoops (voice of The Professor), and Ruby Campbell (voice of Dr Adra and composer).

We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there’s a whole other part on its way soon! If you can’t wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now!

If you love the show, don't forget to leave a review and share it with people you love!! 

Stay tuned at the end for a teaser for Among the Stacks. Find them here! 

A huge thanks to everyone who submitted Qs, we really appreciate your enthusiasm for the show <3

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Date: 647/2/2732

Patient: NOSL11

Patient ID: 77347785

Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up

A familiar face brings some brand new problems. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green.

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure; description of pointing out vein for a blood test 

Date: 645/2/2732

Patient: Qiif, Qiquk 

Patient ID: 48596172

Presenting complaint: Loss of smell 

Dr Underwood finds joy in her work. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and  Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari

Credits read by Christopher Stoops

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism

Date: 638/2/2732

It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though.

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(Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships

Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran 

Date: 635/2/2732

Patient ID: 10003478

Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour 

Dr Underwood sees red. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Christopher Stoops.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scale Scrubl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception, mention of blood vessels (more than usual)

Date: 629/2/2732 

Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman 

Patient ID: 11948526 

Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19

Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up

You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor.

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character 

Date: 621/2/2732

Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen

Patient ID: 0000000X.

Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update

No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.

Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation

Date: 615/1/2732

Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica 

Patient ID: Awaited

Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock

Scan. Wire. Trial Detach.

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Olive Branch’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour, mentions of blood and veins (more than usual), description of entering a blood vessel