Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human

Date: 11/1/2733

Patient ID: 2754839

Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed 

It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.

Credits read by Ruy Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Pearls and Pitfalls’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface slow, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com

Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org 

Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition

Patient: Eskae, Cress’p

Date: 663/2/2732

Patient ID: 5428930

Presenting Complaint: Incoordination 

Dr Adra needs to sleep. 

This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings! 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.

Credits read by AMC

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Dreamless Yectoba’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Big science fiction alarm, siren, warning of meltdown or catastrophe, wailing metallic buzz tone, fast by Zapsplat.com

Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation

What’s this?! A new prescription? We heard you were feeling [shudder] bored of aliens and wanted to consider other genres. We get it. It happens to the best of us and you’ve come to the right place to get that seen to. 

Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com. 

Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening

You can find the cast and crew in lots of places! 

Email: [email protected]

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeymanProductions/

Instagram: @monkeymanprod

Tumblr: @monkeymanproductions

TikTok: @waitingforoct

And you can find us on tumblr, bluesky and instagram @vestaclinicpod!

Patient: NOSL11

Date: 662/2/2732 

Patient ID: 77347785

Presenting Complaint: Check up 

Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Toast’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent

Patient: ‘Goggles’, Gralli

Date:  661/2/2732 

Patient ID: 4869573

Presenting Complaint: Drifting 

Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.

Credits read by AMC.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘These Days’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! 

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Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor) 

Patient: Soothgrantoth; Aaran; [Redacted]

Date: 659/2/2732

Patient IDs to follow. 

Presenting Complaint: to follow. 

You know how bar fights are . . .  

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Eluthero’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod. Patrons will also have access to exclusive bloopers from this episode! 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Alien or Demonic Voice.mp3 by airborne80 at Freesound.org 

Alien Voice8.flac by CGEffex at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Poorly managed diabetes, reference to cannulation and injections, non-permanent vision loss, reference to violence, fictional weapon mention, reference to eye anatomy and examination, reference to flirting between clinic nurse and a patient, reference to implanted devices, reference to broken bones, reference to alcohol

So many questions! And one very important answer! 

The Vesta Clinic is created by AMC. You heard the voices of AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. 

Transcript: 

AMC: Hello listener, are you wondering when The Vesta Clinic will return? I can tell you that season two is full of questions. Questions like: 

Various Voices: 

Are we working hard or are we hardly working?

[SEC: questioning ping]

What? What? Is that a FASERUNR?! 

[SEC: questioning ping]

AMC:  Don’t worry! There are also answers. 

Various Voices: 

How many patients are you bringing in? 

Uhh, all of them? 

[SEC: questioning ping]

Post-viral hypoviscosity?

No - thank stars! Sec does prefer it when our patients don’t ooze.

[SEC: affirmative ping]

AMC: But in answer to your question, The Vesta Clinic will return on the 23rd January 2025. We can’t wait to be back.

The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready? 

Please share the first season of the show with fellow audio fiction fans and get excited for season 2! More updates to come on our socials @vestaclinicpod! 

[Various voices] 

Patient: Soothgrantoth, Doothgrund 

Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob

Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur 

Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan

Internal auditory hallucinations… fantastic stuff!

I - had never seen anything like it.

Whoa. Slow down, imaginary audience! And hold your imaginary applause! 

Right. This is serious. We are adopting a kill on sight policy. 

You’ve got about 5 seconds before this gets really spicy. 

SEC: typing on screen, typing on screen, questioning ping [Translated: The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?]

A new prescription! This one is guaranteed to have you feeling better in no time. 

If you love wholesome science fiction (AKA this very show!) you’ll love Travelling Light from the brains and heart behind Monstrous Agonies. 

To find out more, follow the creators on twitter, tumblr and bluesky and find transcripts and more on their website! 

Transcript for this prescription available here!

Happy New Year, lovely listeners, and welcome back to Prescribed Listening! Why not improve your year by listening to InCo?

Transcripts are available here!