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This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose.

Credits read by AMC   

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Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work

Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen 

Date: 578/2/2729

Patient ID: 0978372

Presenting Complaint: Gill pain

I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism

Date: 80/1/2733

Patient: Exal None, Human 

Patient ID: 5681938

Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38

Presenting Complaint: Headache 

You just buffered, mate. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer.

Credits read by AMC

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Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

Date: 73/1/2733

Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human. 

Patient ID: 77347786 

Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions 

Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science

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Patient ID: ??????

Presenting Complaint: ?????

Send message. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari  AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by AMC.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness 

Date: 64/1/2733

Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan 

Patient ID: 9583928 

Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising

Sec asks exactly the right questions.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death 

Patient:  LeíLeì

Date: 55/1/2733 

Patient ID: 78367492

Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain

Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call? 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians. 

Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Rudeness from a colleague; bleeding; blood clots; biting; novel medical therapy

Date: 628/2/2731

Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan

Patient ID: 584209

Presenting Complaint: Blower pain

IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC.    

Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions

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Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying

Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan

Date: 48/1/2733 

Patient ID: 9583728

Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05

Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion. 

You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury 

Date: 44/1/2733

Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen 

Patient ID: 7458293 

Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence 

Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Green Room’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour