The Vesta Clinic

Join to discuss the past season! We talk Muppets, accent work and musicals! 

This episode contains spoilers for seasons one and two of The Vesta Clinic! 

With thanks to Ruby Campbell, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops and EXTRA thanks to the people who submitted questions to the Q+A:Anonymous Asteroid, Xandra, Beep Boop Enjoyer, ArianWells, Heart of Lead, Abi, Beka Terrier!

Content warnings: swearing; brief reference to racism/xenophobia and American politics 

Happy new orbit! 

You can also send in submissions for season three here! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 🩺

Date: 89/1/2733

Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human 

Patient ID: 5318008 

It’s important to get the best grade in patient. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor.

Credits read by AMC.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

A huge thank you to the amazing people who submitted ideas for season two! If you have an idea you’d love to see in the show please get in touch via our website! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Glitch Faulty Error Sound Design 2.wav by original_sound at Freesound.org

Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 7; Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 8; Cracking open a raw egg, yolk dribble and squelch; all form Zapsplat.com 

Content Warnings: Swearing; seizures; reference to bleeding; mental health issues; reference to previous psychiatric hospital admission; reference to discrimination against patients with mental health conditions; uncertain clinical outcome of newborn patient; reference to dead character

Patient: NOSL11

Date: 88/1/2733

Patient ID: 77347785

Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour

Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Cash register.wav by IllusiaProductions -- https://freesound.org/s/249952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Small metal object tap, knock on glass window 1 by Zapsplat.com

Content Warnings: Consumption of insects; description of abdominal surgery; mention of bleeding; (no gory sound effects); uncertainty over newborn’s life; PTSD symptoms; clinical examination of reproductive system including genitals; alarm sound effects

[BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP]

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This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose.

Credits read by AMC   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Thanks, Doc’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work

Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen 

Date: 578/2/2729

Patient ID: 0978372

Presenting Complaint: Gill pain

I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Soill’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop splash around, soak; Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop movements, splashes, rinse out 2; Mop rinse out water into plastic mop bucket; Humpback whale song, noise isolated; Water pour out of plastic bucket onto concrete, very fast; Plastic empty bucket drag on hard ground; Hair gel squeeze from plastic pouch, squirt 1; Rubbing sunscreen, suncream in hands 1; Motorcycle helmet take off, slide off head; Hollow metal pole, snapped broom handle, set down on concrete surface 2; Motorcycle helmet set down hard with visor vibrate, rattle 1 from Zapsplat.com 

Wet Swab by Kastenfrosch -- https://freesound.org/s/521948/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

dustpan_bucket_toppled.wav by mezcel -- https://freesound.org/s/339905/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Squeaky Scrape 34 by Department64 -- https://freesound.org/s/669042/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism

Date: 80/1/2733

Patient: Exal None, Human 

Patient ID: 5681938

Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38

Presenting Complaint: Headache 

You just buffered, mate. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer.

Credits read by AMC

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

Date: 73/1/2733

Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human. 

Patient ID: 77347786 

Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions 

Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org; Sci-fi glitch, servo shutdown; Science fiction, digital organism, glitches; Laptop notebook put down on table; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 2; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 3; Plastic tape measure place down on wood surface; Tablet computer slide on table, pick up; Metal filing cabinet open and close from Zapsplat.com

Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science

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Send message. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari  AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.

Credits read by AMC.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Jobsworthl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Garden Ambience.wav by mixxythepixxy -- https://freesound.org/s/348011/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Gore, small organ or bloody flesh or guts short movement, squelch; USB A cable plug in 2; Body impact, gore, bone break with flesh and blood squelch. Version 3; Science fiction machine, pulsating; Game sound, trumpets fanfare, completed, finished; Lid remove from small metal tin 2; Lid place onto small metal tin 3;  Person roll over in bed on mattress; Ambience of countryside with single bee occasionally flying around; Metal kitchen scales set down on surface 4; all by Zapsplat.com 

Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness 

Date: 64/1/2733

Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan 

Patient ID: 9583928 

Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising

Sec asks exactly the right questions.

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death