These are my personal thoughts, feelings, and opinions. They are in no way shape or form attached to the company I work for, anyone in it, or our customers. Its just me being silly on my down time. Personally, I like to find humor in chaos as a coping mechanism but given the sensitivity of today's landscape I also acknowledge others don't feel that way which is totally okay. This series is meant to be comic relief for those listening who enjoy it and share a laugh at my own expense. My intention is never to offend anyone so please take some ownership in knowing if you are not up for a joke today, you are an individual who is easily offended, or if you are extremely turned off by swearing then this one isn't for you. You have been warned.