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*The US general election is TODAY! Get out there and vote in person if you haven't yet voted early or by mail. Head to vote.org for all the information you need to help you cast your ballot.*
We've released an alternate episode for you if today's regular episode is a bit too much to listen to on this particular day. Please enjoy the Patron-only video special from 2021 where Paris and The Mothman (Antiques Freaks Ken) play a romance novel guessing game that Chris created. You can find the audio-only version in our regular feed in your podcast app.
Musings and derailments in this episode include: jihadi dentists, Mt. Rushmore vs. the Grand Canyon, 100% Grade A Real Shadow Wolves, Shadow Dick Wolf, Degrees of Bubbas, how many men could a lawman law if a lawman could law men?
Referenced in this episode:
Behind the Bastards did 3 whole episodes on Steven Seagal, one of which is also a review of this book, so if you really want to get pumped full of more 90s action hero history, you can check those out:
Part One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
Part Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
Steven Seagal Wrote a Book (We Read It)
Tom Morrissey
ICE Shadow Wolves
Did 800 terrorists come over the Mexican border into the US in 2024?
The Dark History Of The Texas Rangers (36 minute listen)
In addition to our usual barnyard language, today's episode discusses or mentions: right-wing talking points (e.g. open borders/immigration, drug cartel violence, etc.), law enforcement worship, some magical native vibes, and a guest appearance from the R-slur.
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*The US general election is TODAY! Get out there and vote in person if you haven't yet voted early or by mail. Head to vote.org for all the information you need to help you cast your ballot.*
We've released an alternate episode for you if today's regular episode is a bit too much to listen to on this particular day. Please enjoy the Patron-only video special from 2021 where Paris and The Mothman (Antiques Freaks Ken) play a romance novel guessing game that Chris created. You can find the audio-only version in our regular feed in your podcast app.
Musings and derailments in this episode include: jihadi dentists, Mt. Rushmore vs. the Grand Canyon, 100% Grade A Real Shadow Wolves, Shadow Dick Wolf, Degrees of Bubbas, how many men could a lawman law if a lawman could law men?
Referenced in this episode:
Behind the Bastards did 3 whole episodes on Steven Seagal, one of which is also a review of this book, so if you really want to get pumped full of more 90s action hero history, you can check those out:
Part One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
Part Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
Steven Seagal Wrote a Book (We Read It)
Tom Morrissey
ICE Shadow Wolves
Did 800 terrorists come over the Mexican border into the US in 2024?
The Dark History Of The Texas Rangers (36 minute listen)
In addition to our usual barnyard language, today's episode discusses or mentions: right-wing talking points (e.g. open borders/immigration, drug cartel violence, etc.), law enforcement worship, some magical native vibes, and a guest appearance from the R-slur.

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