This week - from vegan sea gulls to stunning football - the new study that destroys the fairy tales of Farage, Badenoch and even Octopus….The exit tax that gives a budget clue, poisonous tap water and what did privatisation ever do for us? Musk descends deeper into his hole …. and Reform’s promises evaporate on contact.  An awesome listener observation - a tale of two bacons in the Guardian ….and Dale fact checks himself - with FFS.