The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 392: Just To Sow Discord And Chaos

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Being home alone for the whole weekend
  • Watching Reds games while making wisecracks on Reddit
  • Toney's day in Greenville, SC
  • My brother's unsolicited Top 4 Worst TV Shows Ever
  • A call from Ian in Scotland about the Curse of Oak Island
  • A call from Tim in Dunbar with a hilarious high school story
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    44 min
  • Ep. 390: Jeff Got Probed

    In this one I tell you about a colonoscopy that had been hanging over my head for two and a half months, after a previous screening came back as "abnormal." I'd never been put to sleep, never had much experience with medical procedures at all, and I'm a giant baby, completely neurotic. Needless to say, I didn't like the fact that there was a medical concern which necessitated an encounter with the cold hard probe, to begin with. But this past Friday was the day of reckoning and I tell you all about it.

    I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    41 min
  • Ep. 388: The Night of One Hundred Turns

    In this one I tell you about:

    • An unforgettable story the older boy told me
  • An outrageous co-worker memory
  • Our ridiculous excursion to Philadelphia to see one of my favorite bands, Wussy
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    48 min
  • Ep. 386: You Can't Take A Kid To That!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Some questionable bottled water that was purchased for household use
  • Attending a Primus concert in Wilkes-Barre
  • Taking young kids to inappropriate events
  • A Facebook page with annoyingly predictable comments
  • All this and fresh new calls from Ron in Florida and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    44 min
  • Ep. 384: And The Fries Are Flying!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • an icon that’s now missing from my home computer desktop, making me absolutely crazy
  • the dead chipmunk our part-time cat so thoughtfully left us
  • a couple of small things that always bring me joy
  • people calling professional sports teams “we” and wearing another man’s name on their backs
  • all that and FIVE great new calls to the hotline
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    57 min
  • Ep. 382: What Do You Remember About Fifth and Sixth Grade?

    In this one I tell you about my off-the-cuff memories of fifth and sixth grades. Including, but not limited to:

    • Controversial tater tot gluttony
  • Square dancing
  • Arguing with the Giant Ant
  • A stressful meeting with The Towering Inferno
  • The removal of our bathroom door
  • Ol’ Overzealous Ellis
  • The school newspaper
  • Our class trip to Washington DC
  • A phony baloney Stevie Wonder
  • Firing cap guns straight into hotel pillows
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    44 min
  • Ep. 380: With All The Trimmings!

    In this one I tell you about the blowy, cold, and soggy baseball game I attended in Philadelphia last week, my upcoming totally stressful colonoscopy, my possibly-predictable thoughts on the eclipse, and an absolutely infuriating thing that happened to me at Sheetz. All that and fresh new calls to the hotline from Jill, Patrick, and first-time-caller Jason. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    43 min
  • Ep. 378: Turns Out, It Was Just A Den Of Pervs!

    In this one I tell you about me taking a seat atop the colander, my frenzied race to the curb before the trash truck arrived, a terrifying hour pertaining to our big summer trip, a really good just-released documentary I watched about an unknown comedy genius that I absolutely love, and the show about Nickelodeon being loaded with perverts back in the day. All that and a fresh new hotline call from Ryan in Florida. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    39 min
  • Ep. 376: The Best Place On Earth!

    In this one I tell you about the horrible state of my socks, my latest experience with artificial intelligence, some terrible baseball news, a mysterious and baffling phone alarm that was going off every day, and the demise of a legendary record store that meant a great deal to your portly host. All this, and a call from Producer Zipp. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    48 min
  • Ep. 374: I Wondered Why My Shirts Smelled Kinda Birdy

    In this one I tell you about my somewhat disappointing follow-up visit to the doctor, an absurd discovery by our clothes dryer repairman, and some weird-ass hidden channels I found deep in the recesses of SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    34 min

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