The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 410: Sitting Inside A Chamber Of Rotting Pork

    In this one I tell you about:

    • My upcoming trip to the Motherland
  • A simple oil change that turned into a farce
  • A frustrating and disappointing visit to the cell phone store
  • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    37 min
  • Ep. 408: There Was Something Going On With The Flora And The Fauna

    In this one I tell you about:

    • An unusual incident I witnessed at the local Dominos
  • A wildly pimped-out car I spotted at Sheetz
  • Outrageous things we did as kids that my parents tolerated (but I sure as hell wouldn’t)
  • A fresh new call from Jill who’s concerned about me
  • A fresh new call from Jason who tells us a crazy story about cinnamon rolls
  • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    41 min
  • Ep. 406: The Vacation Hub of the United States!

    In this one I tell you about the first two days of our recent trip to Cincinnati.


    Including:

    • The long excruciating car trip
  • My desire for a city-view hotel room
  • Hoofing it to The Levee in Newport, KY for beer and dinner
  • Walking across the bridge into Cincinnati
  • A visit to the Reds Gift Shop, and Skyline Chili
  • A couple of pints at a local brewpub
  • An evening at the Cincinnati Open tennis tournament
  • All that and fresh new calls from Jim, Ron, and Zipp
  • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    57 min
  • Ep. 405: They Hand You A Greasy Sack!

    NOTE: Since we’re hitting the road this week, I’ve decided to make this Patreon episode available to everyone. I’ll be back soon. Thanks for everything!


    In this one I tell you about:

    • My triumphant return to the local laundromat
  • Depressing places of business
  • The two minor league baseball games I attended last week
  • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    34 min
  • Ep. 404: It Looked Like O.J. Had Been Here

    In this one I tell you about:

    • The minimum amount of sleep I require
  • A new (to me) show I’m enjoying on HBO
  • How I cut my finger DEEP!
  • My dad and a class action lawsuit
  • The wild new Pete Rose documentary
  • All this, and fresh new calls to the hotline from Eugene and Patrick
  • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    48 min
  • Ep. 402: A Bunch of Weirdos and Perverts!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • The master’s degree program the younger boy just began, which already features something I thought only happened in sitcoms
  • The acceptable way I bitch and complain
  • A retirement seminar that Toney attended which provided no good news
  • What I’m calling my new non-existent 60-and-over hard rock band
  • Something new that I noticed in a restaurant bathroom
  • People who mispronounce Hyundai
  • All this and a fresh new call to the hotline from our pal Ian in Scotland!


    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    39 min
  • Ep. 400: A Lot Of Episodes, A Lot Of Nonsense

    In this one I tell you about:

    • The significance of 400 episodes
  • Dreading the Major League Baseball All-Star Break
  • The Automat documentary on Max
  • A classic story one of our kids told me years ago
  • Death of our favorite hotel in Las Vegas
  • The possibility of doing interviews in future episodes
  • Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    33 min
  • Ep. 398: The Ballad of Cornflakes and Oatmeal

    In this one I tell you about:

    • My first fast food meal since December
  • A mishap following my weekly snack run
  • Our garage door is constantly open
  • A couple of memorable neighbors from my childhood
  • Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    37 min
  • Ep. 396: Time To Fire Up The Soviet Humboxes!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • The disruptive aftermath of my one-off overnight shift at work
  • A man who's not from the South but talks with a thick Southern accent
  • A powerful heatwave heading our way
  • The guy who ran onto the field at a Reds/Guardians game
  • Death of a great and beloved West Virginian
  • A new call from Patrick (about terrible TV shows)
  • A new call from Eugene (about Hogan's Heroes)
  • I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    40 min
  • Ep. 394: Looks Like We're In For Nasty Weather

    In this one I tell you about:

    • The adventure of driving Toney's car to the store
  • Yet another visit with my doctor
  • A scary phone call I received
  • Finally seeing John Fogerty in concert
  • All this and fresh new calls from my brother Tim (about the guy who was urinating beef) and Producer Zipp (about the most tasteless situation comedy of all time).

    I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    54 min

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