The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 448: We’re The Youngest People Here!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Being addicted to fart videos on Instagram
    • Purchasing a replacement wall clock due to ticking
    • The Half-Shirts yelling at our yard guy
    • More concert tickets procured
    • Seeing a John Waite show with Toney
    • All that and four new calls to the hotline from Chris, Patrick, Eugene, and Ian
    • Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      45 min
    • Ep. 446: I Guess I Want To Get All Burned Up?

      In this one I tell you about:

      • An impromptu trip to Baltimore for a baseball game
      • A celebrity someone bizarrely said I look like
      • What we want after we pass away
      • Not-Our-Kitty is now in springtime outdoor mode
      • All this and three new calls to the hotline
      • Thanks for listening!

        Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

        Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

        Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

        48 min
      • Ep. 444: Nobody Cares About The Weird Dream You Had Last Night

        In this one I tell you about:

        • My weekly conversation with my parents
        • A discussion about a disturbing carnival sideshow my dad saw as a kid
        • The completely bonkers dream I had a few nights ago
        • An email I received from Krispy Kreme that fired me up
        • An interesting (while somewhat disappointing) documentary I watched about a mind-blowing discovery in 1978
        • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

          Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

          Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

          Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

          39 min
        • Ep. 442: Don’t Put That Mojo On Me!

          In this one I tell you about:

          • A concerning text message my dad sent me
          • The much-needed spring-cleaning of my car
          • My latest oil-change adventure
          • Preparing for Opening Day of baseball season
          • Some memories of Reds games I attended
          • An absolute classic baseball-themed voicemail
          • A fresh new call from Jason in Austin
          • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

            Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

            Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

            Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

            53 min
          • Ep. 440: My Inner Sensors Were Set To Snack Wraps

            In this one I tell you about:

            • Backsliding with the fast-food embargo
            • The removal of a popular phone app has improved my quality of life
            • Additional baseball tickets purchased
            • Our big day out in the resort community of Allentown
            • All this and two fresh new calls, from Nick and Ian
            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              49 min
            • Ep. 438: Some Kind of Funk Mystery

              In this one I tell you about:

              • The breathtaking stench I came home to, and the scary aftermath
              • Return of the clothes dryer trouble
              • Some concert and baseball tickets I recently purchased
              • All that and three great new calls, from Jason, Ian, and Jill.
              • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                46 min
              • Ep. 436: Come On In, Frigid Kitty

                In this one I tell you about:

                • The not-our-cat hollering outside after midnight
                • Arrival of my Real ID driver’s license
                • My dreaded eye doctor appointment
                • Tickets we procured to see one of my favorite bands
                • Tickets I’m hoping to procure to see one of my favorite comics
                • The return of Reds baseball
                • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                  Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                  Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                  Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                  35 min
                • Ep. 434: I Could End Up In A Wheelchair!

                  In this one I tell you about:

                  • My thoughts on the Super Bowl
                  • The predictable ordeal of activating my new phone
                  • Fresh new calls to the hotline, from Jason and Simon
                  • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                    44 min
                  • Ep. 432: Fresh Gadgetry Cologne!

                    In this one I tell you about:

                    • Our second trip to Kennedy Airport in NYC
                    • The younger boy’s Euro Flu
                    • Attempting a cell phone upgrade
                    • All this and a fresh new (and exceedingly bizarre) call from Russ
                    • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                      34 min
                    • Ep. 430: I’ll Eat Every Last Granule

                      In this one I tell you about:

                      • My continuing pursuit of the perfect midnight snack
                      • A perplexing urination mystery
                      • My reactions to the Best Albums of 2024 lists
                      • The younger boy in England, so far
                      • Finally purchasing a product I’ve been curious about for 15 years
                      • Ordering a phone case for my dad
                      • All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
                      • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                        Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                        Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                        Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                        53 min

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