The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 466: The Day Of Buffer Has Been Removed!

    In this one I tell you about my week (so far) and render my verdict on a number of Am I The Asshole? posts.

    Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

    37 min
  • Ep. 464: On The Road with Jeff: Washington D.C.

    In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Washington D.C., organized into categories:

    • The hotel
    • The monuments
    • The tours
    • The museums
    • The food
    • The subway
    • The baseball game
    • All this, and an additional travel update from our pal Ian in Scotland

      Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      1 hr 5 min
    • Ep. 462: You’ve Gotta Embrace the Change (I Guess)

      In this one I tell you about:

      • A crazy old Dr. Pepper advertising campaign from my kidhood
      • People who cannot read cursive
      • My recent but short-lived embrace of philanthropy
      • My upcoming jury duty
      • All this and fresh new calls from Jason, Erin, Susan, and who knows who?
      • Thanks for listening!

        Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

        Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

        Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

        52 min
      • Ep. 459: Layer Upon Layer Upon Layer

        In this one I tell you about:

        • The Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix
        • Revisiting a questionable album I liked during the 1980s
        • Repeated fire alarms at work
        • My parents’ hardcore boycotting practices
        • Our favorite and least favorite fast food chains
        • All that and three new calls to the hotline, from Steve, Patrick, and something weird
        • Thanks for listening!

          Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

          Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

          Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

          42 min
        • Ep. 458: Wait Just a Flippin’ Second!

          In this one I tell you about:

          • The impossible heat and humidity we’re enduring
          • Some folksy and bizarre phrases I’ve collected through the years
          • A protracted and scary daisy-chain sneezing jag I barely survived
          • An update on my various Amazon subscriptions
          • All that and a fresh new call from Surf Reporter Andrew
          • Thanks for listening!

            Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

            Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

            Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

            34 min
          • Ep. 456: Random Notes!

            In this one I power through several odds and ends, including:

            • An unsatisfactory iced tea experience
            • Toney's watermelon guide
            • An abandoned places show I'm watching on YouTube
            • A possible trip to the Woodstock museum
            • Two classic rock bands that have inexplicably grown in stature
            • The maddening way people talk these days
            • Watching The Blacklist, and how it reminds me of 24
            • All this, and some new calls to the hotline from my brother Tim and Ian in Scotland
            • Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              58 min
            • Ep. 454: It’s Rough Times, Brother

              In this one I tell you about:

              • Waking up with a zit on my nose
              • The current stress I’m enduring
              • Getting called for jury duty
              • A wild story my dad told me over the weekend
              • Another thing I’ve never done in my life
              • And four fresh new calls to the hotline from Susan, Eugene, Jason and Patrick
              • Thanks for listening!

                Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                54 min
              • Ep. 452: What Superpower Would You Like To Have?

                In this one I tell you about:

                • Closure on my substantial computer problems
                • And now some substantial car problems
                • The not-our-cat causing issues with Toney's new job
                • Having a disconcerting "conversation" with Grok
                • Identifying people via throat clearing
                • The superpower I wish I had
                • Thanks for listening!

                  Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                  Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                  Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                  37 min
                • Ep. 451: I've Had Some Experience With These Neckbeards

                  In this one I tell you about:

                  • Substantial technical difficulties in the subterranean bunker
                  • An exciting development with our upcoming Washington DC trip
                  • Our yard guy is sleeping with the enemy!
                  • Another successful Costco run
                  • The terrible rest area-style toilet paper Toney purchased
                  • Thanks for listening!

                    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                    31 min
                  • Ep. 450: Next Thing You Know, You Got Somebody Shaking Your Bump

                    In this one I tell you about:

                    • Attempting to accurately judge people at the local watering hole
                    • The heartfelt way my father acknowledged my mother's birthday
                    • Asking Grok about the famous people from my hometown
                    • A hilarious memory from when our kids used to be competitive swimmers
                    • All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland and Jason in Austin
                    • Thanks for listening!

                      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                      30 min

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