The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 486: I Have to Let the Temperatures Normalize

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Our first snow “event” of the season
    • My birthday festivities
    • A writing project I attempted on my days off
    • A crazy story my brother told me
    • Some new concerns about the postal service
    • An interaction I had with the help desk
    • Another example of “too much Jeff”
    • All that and fresh new calls from Jill in PA, Stewart in Oz, and Jason in Austin
    • Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      53 min
    • Ep. 484: A Gut-Wrenching Turn of Events!

      In this one I tell you about:

      • A terrible situation with Not Our Kitty
      • A possible trip to Canada (in December)
      • Five days off in a row incoming!
      • The work that has been done to surfreportpod
      • Arguing with AI
      • Today’s bizarre visit to Cracker Barrel
      • Thanks for listening!

        Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

        Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

        Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

        37 min
      • Ep. 482: This Is My House! I Live Here!!

        In this one I tell you about:

        • The ridiculous way I started two recent days
        • A day trip to Pittsburgh this coming Saturday
        • Toney’s 60th birthday
        • Getting fingerprinted for work (with complications, of course)
        • A concerning turn of events at Domino’s
        • All this, and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
        • Thanks for listening!

          Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

          Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

          Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

          40 min
        • Ep. 480: Two! Two Mints In One!!

          In this one I tell you about:

          • The Not-Our-Kitty threatening our ability to eat hooved animals
          • A new addition to the world-renowned Bunker Collection, but no room to display it
          • A recent visit to my doctor, and a flu shot at work
          • Some ridiculous memories of ridiculous old TV commercials
          • All that, and fresh new calls from Wisey and Ian
          • Thanks for listening!

            Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

            Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

            Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

            51 min
          • Ep. 478: On The Road With Jeff: Myrtle Beach, SC

            In this one I tell you about our just-completed quickie trip to Myrtle Beach. Food! Beer! Sea kitties! Hooved animals!

            Thanks for listening!

            Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

            Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

            Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

            57 min
          • Ep. 476: And Now They Want To Kill His Grandfather!

            In this one I tell you about:

            • Yet another thing I feel guilty about
            • A baseball game I watched that ended in death threats
            • A full Beatles concert I watched on YouTube, which triggered a rant
            • The end of one of my long-time favorite podcasts
            • Return of one of the best ongoing TV shows
            • Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              36 min
            • Ep. 474: No Need To Worry, I’m Just Obliterating Cables

              In this one I tell you about:

              • The status of my big black toenail
              • My ongoing autumn cold
              • The fraudulent charges on my debit card
              • A disturbing episode involving Not-Our-Kitty
              • Inadvertently scaring the older boy with my nose hair trimmer
              • Ian’s long-awaited description of his very first visit to Cracker Barrel
              • Thanks for listening!

                Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                41 min
              • Ep. 472: I’ll Pay For It Tenfold

                In this one I tell you about:

                • An annoying encounter I had at the haircuttery
                • An insane beer deal I got in Allentown
                • An exciting baseball weekend we just completed
                • Seeing Elvis Costello in Bethlehem
                • Visiting the Bloomsburg Fair for the first time
                • A memorable Jeff throughout history
                • All that and fresh new calls from Tim, Steve and Ian
                • Thanks for listening!

                  Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                  Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                  Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                  43 min
                • Ep. 470: One Of These Mythical One-Named Creatures!

                  In this one I tell you about:

                  • A catastrophic silverware drawer tragedy
                  • The gift the kitty left in the younger boy’s room
                  • An upsetting text message I received from my Dunbar friend Tim
                  • How I’m still powering through every episode of The Blacklist
                  • Visiting McDonald’s when the district manager was there?
                  • All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, and Ron in Florida
                  • Thanks for listening!

                    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                    41 min
                  • Ep. 468: Random Stories Co-Workers Have Told Me

                    In this one I share some memorable stories that were told to me by co-workers, during the past 35 years or so. Plus, fresh new calls from Producer Zipp, and a mystery caller. 

                    Thanks for listening!

                    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                    41 min

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