The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

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The West Virginia Surf Report! episodes

  • Ep. 504: It Would Cause a Civil War Inside Your Intestines

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Using my Floating Holidays for the best days of the year
    • Deciding on a burger for lunch
    • I have a nodule on my eye
    • Never been on a cruise or visited Mexico
    • A new show I started watching on Amazon
    • A very strange commercial I keep seeing
    • The Big Coop!
    • All this and new calls from Jason and Ian

      • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      39 min
    • Ep. 502: A Chat with Producer Zipp, Part 2

      In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy I had to snap it in two. This is the second half.

      I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      54 min
    • Ep. 501: A Chat with Producer Zipp, Part 1

      In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy, I'm presenting it in two parts.

      I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      49 min
    • Ep. 500: Ten Full Days of Podcasting!

      We made it! The big 500th episode of the podcast!

      In this one I share and react to 20 fresh new calls to the hotline, in the longest -- by far! -- episode in our history.

      I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      1 hr 43 min
    • Ep. 498: It’s On the Same Level as the Golden Gate Bridge

      In this one I tell you about:

      • The QUESTION OF THE DAY at Sheetz
      • A show I watched on Netflix that started strong, but turned into a diarrhea shower
      • The ongoing Season 13 of the Curse of Oak Island
      • The amazing engineering that goes into a great pair of underwear
      • Using Artificial Intelligence to track down a super-obscure song
      • The frenzied return of Not Our Kitty

        • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

        Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

        Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

        Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

        41 min
      • Ep. 496: I’ll Be Sealed Off for Good!

        In this one I tell you about:

        • Silver Bullets in the oven!
        • A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria
        • A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store
        • An existential threat to my Dollar General streak
        • A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing
        • A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery
        • All that, and a fresh new call from Jason

          • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

          Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

          Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

          Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

          37 min
        • Ep. 494: We’re Going to Be Locked Down for One Whole Day!

          In this one I tell you about:

          • The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us
          • Our pre-storm snack and beer run
          • A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation
          • Big news from my hometown
          • All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian

            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

            Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

            Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

            Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

            41 min
          • Ep. 492: You’re On Your Own, Buddy

            In this one I tell you about:

            • A wild snow squall we encountered on Sunday
            • My feelings about the Stranger Things finale
            • A vintage story involving my old friend Rocky
            • Some crazy work call-offs I’ve encountered

              • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              36 min
            • Ep. 490: There’s No Need For That Level Of Heat

              In this one I tell you about:

              • My and Toney’s misaligned worlds
              • Our reluctant Saturday lunch
              • Renewal time for SiriusXM
              • A couple of stories from my Canada trip that I forgot to tell
              • Christmas at the House of Kay
              • A conversation with Sunshine after 15 years
              • Our top three holidays, ranked

                • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                42 min
              • Ep. 488: I Have No Skills, No Abilities!

                In this one I tell you about:

                • Chaos created by an Audacity update
                • An Episode 500 request to all listeners
                • A beer mishap that’s ruined my car
                • An annoying way people talk about bands
                • Perusing the best albums of the year lists
                • How the Reds did at the winter meetings
                • An update on my white goatee
                • All that and a new call from our old pal Ian

                  • Thanks for listening!

                  Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                  Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                  Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                  38 min

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