The West Virginia Surf Report!

By Jeff Kay

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How many episodes does The West Virginia Surf Report! have?

The podcast currently has 323 episodes available.

The West Virginia Surf Report! episodes:

August 25, 2026Ep. 528: Always On The Hunt
In this one I tell you about:
Memories of grade school field trips
Using AI to help me access the Rolling Stone archive
In search of real West Virginia hotdog chili
All this and fresh new calls from Erica in Charlotte and Ian in Scotland (in Florida)
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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51min
August 13, 2026 No New Jeffs: Not Built For Farm Work
Here's another quick detour from the usual: me reading the new No New Jeffs column like I'm some scarf-wearing audiobook narrator. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link. Cheers!
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7min
August 12, 2026Ep. 526: Who Am I To Second-Guess Mike?
In this one I tell you about:
A terrible short-lived kitty scare!
A revolting phrase I used to hear as a child
Just ordering my sandwiches as they come
The writing of my monthly column
Another crazy scare we encountered this week
All that and fresh new calls from Patrick, Jeff from Alabama, Stuart from Oz, and Jason
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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55min
July 29, 2026Ep. 524: I Need To Do A Forensic Audit!
In this one I tell you about:
How the money comes in and quickly goes out
A comforting old detective show I’m watching
Steve is on the case in West Virginia!
My search for the house we almost bought in 2000
All this and a fresh new call from Tony in Cleveland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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43min
July 22, 2026Ep. 522: Gotta Get My Babies Back to Tallahassee
In this one I tell you about:
Destroying my belt
A crazy and bizarre contact lens situation
Locking in on an aural annoyance
A fun new show that was instantly canceled by Netflix
All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Nick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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44min
July 14, 2026 No New Jeffs: My Old Life Would Kill Me Now
This is a quick detour from my usual podcast: I’m reading one of my No New Jeffs columns out loud for the first time. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could probably beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link.
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12min
July 10, 2026Ep. 520: Be One Of The Ears That Hears It!
In this one I tell you about:
A sad announcement
So, people actually use sleeping masks?
The big Fourth of July weekend
A much-anticipated update on the bunker lamp
How I can’t hold back the codger anymore
All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Nick in Kentucky, and Ian from Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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1h 8min
June 23, 2026Ep. 518: Too Hideous For Broadcast
In this one I tell you about:
The weirdly lit Bunker
My big PTO day o’ errands
Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium
All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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56min
June 08, 2026Ep. 516: The Procedure Went Well
In this one I tell you about:
A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO
An ultra-rare Nancy update
The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered
Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother
My thoughts on “tribute bands”
All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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48min
May 27, 2026Ep. 514: Have You Ever Purchased a Boat at Aldi?
In this one I tell you about:
Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas
My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium
The holiday weekend
All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian!
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]
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1h 4min

FAQs about The West Virginia Surf Report!:

How many episodes does The West Virginia Surf Report! have?

The podcast currently has 323 episodes available.