The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 536: Myrtle Beach: The First Three Days!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Being packed in an airplane with Jeff!
    • Our traditional upon-arrival lunch
    • Pre-hotel check-in frustrations
    • Breakfast in restaurants every day!
    • Beer in many different venues!
    • A crazy excursion on a “party boat!”
    • All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
    • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at facebook.com/surfreportpod

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      55 min
    • Ep. 534: An Overabundance Of Choice!

      In this one I tell you about:

      • A sizable purchase for your corpulent correspondent
      • An announcement about the surfreportpod website
      • My mother nearly giving me a heart attack
      • Encountering the Great Wall of Toothpaste
      • Eavesdropping at the community brewery
      • Yet another streaming service
      • Maybe, possibly starting to write a new book?
      • All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Jimmy
      • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

        Check out expanded show notes at facebook.com/surfreportpod

        Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

        Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

        51 min
      • Ep. 532: I’m A Man In The Middle

        In this one I tell you about:

        • Toney going behind the lines at the kitty’s house
        • Death of a podcasting legend
        • Calls from work during my vacation
        • The final days of the baseball season
        • People are inserting themselves into our vacation
        • All this and a great new call from Jeff from Alabama
        • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

          Check out expanded show notes at facebook.com/surfreportpod

          Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

          Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

          45 min
        • Ep. 531: Visiting West Virginia with the Older Boy!

          In this one I tell you about:

          • The first Dr. Pepper I ever had
          • Scenarios involving the “Pittsburgh toilet”
          • A whirlwind 96-hour trip to the Motherland
          • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

            Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

            Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

            Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

            53 min
          • Ep. 530: I’ve Got Cornbread In My Walls!

            In this one I tell you about:

            • Snack-run drama
            • Multiple people packing heat in a retail setting
            • A recent scare with my 1800s toiletries
            • The triumphant return of a fast food “favorite”
            • All that and fresh new calls from Susan in Maryland, Tony from Cleveland, and Patrick
            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              1 hr 2 min
            • Ep. 528: Always On The Hunt

              In this one I tell you about:

              • Memories of grade school field trips
              • Using AI to help me access the Rolling Stone archive
              • In search of real West Virginia hotdog chili
              • All this and fresh new calls from Erica in Charlotte and Ian in Scotland (in Florida)
              • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                51 min
              • No New Jeffs: Not Built For Farm Work

                Here's another quick detour from the usual: me reading the new No New Jeffs column like I'm some scarf-wearing audiobook narrator. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link. Cheers!

                7 min
              • Ep. 526: Who Am I To Second-Guess Mike?

                In this one I tell you about:

                • A terrible short-lived kitty scare!
                • A revolting phrase I used to hear as a child
                • Just ordering my sandwiches as they come
                • The writing of my monthly column
                • Another crazy scare we encountered this week
                • All that and fresh new calls from Patrick, Jeff from Alabama, Stuart from Oz, and Jason
                • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                  Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                  Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                  Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                  55 min
                • Ep. 524: I Need To Do A Forensic Audit!

                  In this one I tell you about:

                  • How the money comes in and quickly goes out
                  • A comforting old detective show I’m watching
                  • Steve is on the case in West Virginia!
                  • My search for the house we almost bought in 2000
                  • All this and a fresh new call from Tony in Cleveland
                  • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                    43 min
                  • Ep. 522: Gotta Get My Babies Back to Tallahassee

                    In this one I tell you about:

                    • Destroying my belt
                    • A crazy and bizarre contact lens situation
                    • Locking in on an aural annoyance
                    • A fun new show that was instantly canceled by Netflix
                    • All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Nick
                    • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

                      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

                      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

                      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

                      44 min

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