The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

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  • Ep. 428: I’m Not Dropping My Goods In Those Things!

    In this one I tell you about:

    • How these midweek holidays are messing me up, man
    • Getting Christmas in the rear view mirror
    • Cutting the cord
    • The international database finally let me down
    • A thoughtful gift from Mrs. X
    • An apology I’m compelled to make
    • All that, and a couple of interesting sound files I wanted to share
    • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

      Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

      Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

      Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

      47 min
    • Ep. 426: Why Are Commercials So Disgusting Now?

      In this one I tell you about:

      • The stuff we’re watching during the Golden Age of TV
      • The many super-popular movies I’ve never seen
      • The frustrating lack of baseball news
      • The ads I keep seeing that almost turn my stomach
      • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

        Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

        Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

        Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

        30 min
      • Ep. 424: Gym Class Sucked So Much!

        In this one I tell you about:

        • A bunch of ridiculous and/or traumatic gym class memories
        • Along with four fresh new calls to the hotline, from Ian, Zipp, Clinton, and Jason.
        • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

          Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

          Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

          Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

          1 hr 4 min
        • Ep. 422: I Have Mustard Stains On My Sash

          In this one I tell you about:

          • It’s my birthday month!
          • Thanksgiving at the House of Kay
          • The not-our-cat using my gut as a springboard
          • A birthday visit to our favorite bar/restaurant
          • Accidentally breaking Toney’s favorite mug
          • All this and a fresh new call from Jill in Pennsylvania
          • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

            Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

            Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

            Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

            42 min
          • Ep. 420: I Was Thrust Into A Hall Of Mirrors!

            In this one I tell you about:

            • My bank card being declined while paying for lunch
            • The season premier of a ludicrous TV show I never miss
            • Infuriating trouble I'm having with a streaming service
            • Being shamed by a 16-year-old Paul McCartney
            • All that and a fresh new call from our old pal Patrick
            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              36 min
            • Ep. 418: Everything They Serve Is The Same Color

              In this one I tell you about:

              • The latest on my fox-damaged car
            • Or was it even a fox?
            • Update on the John Waite show
            • End of the baseball season
            • Our election experience
            • The annoying “brother” of not-our-cat
            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              31 min
            • Ep. 416: On The Road With Jeff & Toney, Vol. 1

              In this one I tell you about the first two days of our just-completed Myrtle Beach trip. This time I actually took good notes.

              I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              1 hr 1 min
            • Ep. 415: Our Giant Bowl Of Macaroni And Cheese Vacation

              In this one I tell you about:

              • The advice I need about the home computer weirdness I’m experiencing
            • The super-important semi-plans for our upcoming Myrtle Beach trip
            • No respect for my traumatic interstate fox encounter
            • A concert I’ll be attending on Saturday
            • Season 4 of Slow Horses on Apple TV
            • All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              45 min
            • Ep. 414: What’s Next, A Platypus?

              In this one I tell you about:

              • A flu shot clinic and the latest visit to my doctor
            • Our trip to Cooperstown, NY
            • Visiting a craft brewery in Cooperstown
            • Hitting an animal on the interstate at about 70 mph
            • All this, and two fresh new calls from the hotline
            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              50 min
            • Ep. 412: Dinner Rolls The Size Of Human Heads!

              In this one I tell you about:

              • My quickie trip to West Virginia
            • Trying out the highly-rated hot dogs with my dad
            • A humiliating experience engineered by my mother
            • Deciding on a restaurant with my parents
            • The audiobook I listened to while driving
            • My thoughts on the death of Charlie Hustle
            • I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

              Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

              Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

              Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]

              36 min

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