The ‘What the Hey‘ Show for Millennials

It’s the finale for Season One of The ‘What the Hey’ Show for Millennials! And boy, did we pull out all the stops! A great variety show awaits, but first, we just have to get through a few ads...

Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!

Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco. 
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco.

“Sackahootsie” (01:22)
Stressed Customer - Zach Smejkal 
Clerk - Joe Diaco 
Announcer - Jared Hall 
Woman 1 - Andriana Chobot 
Woman 2 - Kaitie Bessette 
Woman 3 - Erin Suminsby

"Sackahootsie Theme" 
Performed by Joe Diaco 
Lyrics by Joe Diaco, music by Georg Friederich Händel

“Grandiose Pictures Presents...” (5:23)
Announcer - Jay Zadeh 
Melfolio - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Buxton - Joe Diaco 
Featuring “Hunter’s Moon” by Kizunaut and “The Living Will Envy the Dead” by We Are Magonia

“This One Weird Trick” (8:02)
Robot voice by FreeTTS.com

“Citizens United Against Criminal Bad Boys” (12:16)
Clayton Toynbee - Joe Diaco

“6G” (13:47)
Chuck Bucklestuckle - Zach Smejkal 
Customer - Erin Suminsby

“Pillows” (4:01, 8:44, 15:52)
Jay Gordon - Joe Diaco 
Jack Riddell - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Attack Ad Voice - Erin Suminsby

Licensed music:

"Who Likes to Party" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Satiate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

• (01:22) - Sackahootsie

A big thank you to everyone who lent their voice talents to not only this episode, but all the episodes of Season One! And much love to everyone who helped by contributing music and time. Finally, thank you to our Patreon patrons and listeners everywhere! See you soon in Season Two!

Russia! The land of Stravinsky and Dostoevsky! Break out the vodka and learn about this incredible country with WHSFM!

Song of the Volga Boatmen Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in soon for more educational content!

Most people are familiar with the broad strokes of WWII, from the invasion of Poland to Nazi Germany's downfall at the hands of the Allies. More obscure is the first of the 20th century's great global cataclysms. Join WHSFM for an instructive lesson on the conflict that rocked the globe, changing the nature of warfare forever.

Researched and delivered by Joe Diaco Music by Fesliyan Studios Photo by Museums Victoria on Unsplash

Tune in soon for more informational podcasts!

In its second installment as an educational podcast, WHSFM tackles literature with a deep dive on William Shakespeare, the greatest writer the English language has ever known... or was he?

Background music: "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License 
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in soon for more informational podcasts!

Let's face it, sketch comedy is old hat. That's why WHSFM is proud to announce a hard pivot toward educational content. In its first installment under the new format, we deliver a history lesson about Germany and the early 20th century.

Researched and presented by Joe Diaco

Background music: Meanwhile in Bavaria Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in soon for more informational podcasts!

WHSFM has a very sad announcement to make. Be sure to have tissues ready. This is going to be rough.

It's hard to believe, but soon the race for President of Halloween will be over and one candidate sworn in at the Pumpkin Office. Startling new revelations, however, threaten to turn the race on its head. Tune in for the full scoop, only on WHSFM News.

Written by Joe Diaco and Zach Smejkal 
Edited and produced by Joe Diaco

Cast: 

WHSFM News Announcer - Jay Zadeh 
Jim Bone - Joe Diaco 
Jane Brasky - Andriana Chobot 
Thomas Wolffe - Zach Smejkal 
Slutty Anthony Fauci - Joe Diaco 
Slutty Joe Rogan - Zach Smejkal 
Jennifer Hardwick - Erin Suminsby 
Timhotep the Embalmed - Zach Smejkal 
Staffer - Andriana Chobot 
Wawa Voice - Joe Diaco

Music:

"WHSFM Theme: Halloween Edition" 
Written performed and produced by Joe Diaco

"Halloween Trap" 
Lyrics and vocals by Mister Burns 
Produced by Kevin Murrell

Incidental music by Fesliyan Studios

Two Rude Dudes
They're awful loud and lewd
They're super crass and crude
They're Two Rude Dudes!

Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!

Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco, except “Two Rude Dudes”, written by Joe Diaco and Zach Smejkal
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco

Featuring "What Do You See When You Dream?" by After Osmosis 

“Welcome to CannaCulture” 
Regular customer - Jared Hall 
Skittish customer - Zach Smejkal 
Clerk - Erin Suminsby

“Two Rude Dudes” 
Spike - Zach Smejkal 
Thad - Joe Diaco 
Gramma - Carolynn Stouder

“Two Rude Dudes Theme Song” 
Written, recorded, produced by Joe Diaco

“The Sacrament of Confession”
Penitent - Erin Suminsby 
Priest - Jay Zadeh

“Coincidence… or Murder?” 
Woman 1 - Andriana Chobot 
Woman 2 - Erin Suminsby 
Man - Jay Zadeh

“We’re Sorry, Kansas” 
Person 1 - Jay Zadeh 
Person 2 - Zach Smejkal 
Person 3 - Erin Suminsby 
Person 4 - Andriana Chobot

Licensed music:

"The House of Leaves,"  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Montauk Point" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Night in Venice" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Cattails” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

Daddy's Words Exzel Music Publishing (freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Organ Ambience, Calm, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: a first date gone horribly wrong! A medical doctor proves that “eight legs are better than one!” An ad for a new kind of hospitality service (hotels hate this brand)! And a new guidance counselor gives a bullying teen a blast from “the Empathy Hose!”

Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!

Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco 
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco

“People or Elephants”
Man - Joe Diaco 
Woman - Kaitie Bessette

“Dr Arachno”
Patient - Andriana Chobot
Nurse 1 - Chris Blades
Nurse 2 - Kaitie Bessette
Janitor - Joe Diaco

"Dr Arachno Theme"
written by Joe Diaco 
vocals by Andriana Chobot 
bass by Brian Duda 
all other parts by Joe Diaco   

“Shit, Shower and Save” 
Dissatisfied consumer - Andriana Chobot 
Suave McGinty - Jay Zadeh 
Customer 1 - Ben Gravel 
Customer 2 - Erin Suminsby 
Customer 3 - Jared Hall

“The Guidance Counselor”
Guidance counselor - G Richard Ames 
Marissa - Andriana Chobot 
Sandra - Erin Suminsby 
Kid 1 - Joe Diaco 
Kid 2 - Andriana Chobot Kid 3 - Jared Hall 

Licensed music:

"The Dread", "George Street Shuffle",  "Faceoff", "Lost Frontier", "Satiate", "I Feel You"  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Taxi ride home” by glaciaere https://steviasphere.bandcamp.com/album/water-slide 

Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: a sponsorship ad for FreshBox, the ultimate ingredient delivery service! A dude who finally visits his friend’s barbershop as a customer! A grown man takes piano lessons! And a post-apocalyptic view into our nightmarish vaccine future!

Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!

Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco 
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco

“FreshBox”
Performed by Joe Diaco

“The Classic Barbershop Sketch” 
Connor - Ben Gravel 
Zeeb - Chris Blades 
Old man - Joe Diaco

“The Piano Lesson” 
Ellen - Andriana Chobot 
Dan - Caden Dowgin 
Felix - Jared Hall Piano 
Piano performed by Nate Venet

“Vaccine Gangs of New York” 
Brian - Jared Hall 
Danielle - Kaitie Bessette 
Bouncer - Joe Diaco 
Security guard - Ben Gravel 
Lawyer - Faith Dowgin 
Bailiff - Joe Diaco 
Balthangor - Ben Gravel

Music by Fesliyan Studios