The Whiparound

Episode 115: “It chodes your rods!” with Guest Ward Van Haute

             Mind your manners, all; we’ve got company this week! Friend of the show, art expert, and all-around mensch Ward Van Haute returns to Whiparound studios to join Phil and Shaun as they deliver piping hot, freshly funky weird news right upside your head!

            And YES, Ward brought some strange news of the ART variety! His tale this week is a harrowing one, in which an artist caught in the path of Australia’s deadly brushfires found himself trapped in his doomed home…and all he had to save himself was a room full of art supplies. Find out how this drongo of a story ends in the latest edition of Weird Art News!

            Next, Phil faces a personal fear to bring us all word of the very latest in strange SCIENCE! Do NOT try this at home: Phil found some biohackers that took powerful meds used in treating cancer and injected this stuff right into their EYEBALLS! And…well, it had an effect. Find out how this all went down AND hear the good doctor squirm in the retelling!

            Oh, while we’re talking about biohacking, that’s the theme of this week’s GAME! See if you can separate shudderingly true attempts at improving humanity via (rather mad) science from a bunch of bunko that Phil thought up (and may try one day, if we’re not careful…)!

            And, as ever, we wrap things up at top speed AND top quality, blitzing through six recent bizarro headlines at record-breaking speed in everyone’s favorite cannonball of coverage, Three for the Road!

            We have style, we have grace, and biohackers, stay away from our face! It’s time for THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

 Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!

 Man survives bushfire hiding in pottery kiln as Australian town is almost wiped out

How biohackers are trying to upgrade their brains, their bodies — and human nature

Extreme biohacking: the tech guru who spent $250,000 trying to live for ever

A Biohacker Regrets Publicly Injecting Himself With CRISPR

Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’

Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year

Cottage Grove church to usher out gray-haired members in effort to attract more young parishioners

A YouTuber got the inflammatory right-wing commentator Katie Hopkins to fly to Prague to pick up a fake award whose initials spelled out the C-word

Vandal In Whitehall 'Topping' Cars, Road Signs With Sliced Cheese

Indian man dies after getting attacked by his rooster on their way to a cockfight

Woman Selling Tortillas Didn’t Realize She Was Using Dildo as Rolling Pin

Bio-Hackers Figured Out How to Inject Human Eyes With Night Vision, And It's Still Creepy as Hell

There's a Cancer Treatment That Gives People 'Night Vision', And We Finally Know Why

Ontario teen gets harmonica stuck in mouth, sent to hospital

Return to sender; it’s a mail mix up as Twinsburg couple gets 55,000 pieces of mail

Man Creates Virtual Traffic Jam on Google Maps by Dragging Small Cart with 99 Phones on Empty Street

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, art, wildfire, Australia, eyes, experiment, biohacking, biohackers

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Episode 114: It’s a Death-Defying Cocktail Hour!

Let’s do another near-hour of weird news, ya’ll! We’ve gathered a hefty harvest of the strangest real-life happenings from around the world, plucked up the very best, shined them up, picked off the nits, ate the crusts, and now it’s ready for YOU to get the super-ultra-highlights!

            First! Phil has another bundle of Train Wreck Headlines: spot the phony story amidst his flurry of effed-up current events! And remember, the fake one will give us a peek into some bizarre event in the good doctor’s sordid past!

            Next, it’s off to the darker corners of our podcast, as Shaun takes into his Cabinet of the Macabre: and this time around, a very special and very deadly day in entertainment history celebrates a macabre-aversary. It’s a real high-flyer this one!

            Oh boy, and we’ve got your thirst for knowledge covered in SCIENCE! this week, as Phil discusses still another strange-but-true bit of data about everyone’s favorite cause of joyful staggering: alcohol! See what our resident physicist has mixed up for us this week, and find out how it actually contributes to making a woozy Shaun EVEN DIZZIER!

            Last but not least, it’s a mad dash through six MORE strange news stories told at top speed in our fastest, pedal-to-the-metal segment ever, Three for the Road!

            CHOO-CHOO, the WEIRD is coming through! So sayeth Dr. La Porta, anyway, right here on…THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

 Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!

 David Wondrich Has Finally Figured Out the Real Origin of the Word Cocktail

 Convicted sex offender: I identify as an 8-year-old. Child porn is my constitutional right.

 'Falling iguana' alert issued in Florida due to cold temperatures: 'Don't assume that they're dead'

Local Man Arrested After Blaring “Benny Hill” Song Near People Slipping On Ice

'Penis Man' Graffiti Artist Arrested by '25 Heavily Armed SWAT Officers'

Hindu holy man pulls van along with his PENIS at festival in India

Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

GSP: Woman looking for cookie in purse hits man, throwing him into Savannah River

Man arrested with 30 phones in cycling shorts

Nuclear fallout reveals fake 'antique' whisky | Live Science

Vintage Scotch whiskies found to be fake

Most Expensive Bourbon Whiskey

The World's Top 25 Most Expensive Whiskies

TOP 10 DRINKS WORLD RECORDS

5 DRINKING RECORDS YOU’D NEVER BELIEVE EXISTED!

The rich, tragic history of daredevil Wallendas

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, circus, acrobatics, liquor, booze, trivia, stranged

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Episode 113: How to Wash and Petrify Your Brain!

             Wow! Talk about synergy of the creepy AF variety: Shaun and Phil BOTH brought unsettling stories about the human brain for this week’s Whiparound. Turns out great minds think alike, and the things those great minds think are frickin’ VILE!

            But fear not, we start off with our usual lovely weird news appetizer, as Phil unspools a bunch of true-life bizarre headlines from this week and mixes in ONE fake headline…can YOU spot the Phil-born fraud amidst the odd-but-true list?

            And then, in part ONE of our brainiest episode yet, Phil’s got some recent news about MIND CONTROL on Facebook! And no, not the kind that has led to the utter ruin of all Thanksgiving dinners since 2015. This…this one is even dumber than what Uncle Burt’s been reading on TrueAmericanNewz.com.

            Next up, Shaun goes WAY up into the world of cranial trauma on this week’s Cabinet of the Macabre, taking us all the way back to Pompeii and thereabouts, where one lazy guard’s brain has become the stuff of scientific legend!

            And to round it all out, it’s the fastest, packed-tight-with-head-scratchers segment in all of the podcastaverse, everyone’s favorite news blur, Three for the Road! So put your thinking caps on, it’s time to tax that gray matter into oblivion with…THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/magiciansassistant/

 https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP65-00756R000400050004-9.pdf

 Homepage for The Spinner

 Facebook blocks start-up's 'brainwashing' tech

Bloodthirsty Squirrel Leaves 2 Hospitalized, Neighbors Hiding Out During Daytime

Pornhub Sued by Deaf Man Over Lack of Closed-Captioning in Videos

Man With Constipation Dies of Cardiac Arrest After He Pooped With Excessive Force

Arkansas man accused of breaking into ex-wife's house, stealing a Dr.Pepper

Campus-wide snowball fight at UBC postponed due to snow | News

Bank robber pillow case disguise had no eye holes

Oregon marijuana sales 420% stronger along Idaho border

Man hijacks Portland airport monitor to play video games, until PDX officials declare ‘game over’

Mount Vesuvius eruption was so hot it turned one victim’s brain into glass, researchers say

‘Outlet challenge’ prompts safety warnings from fire investigators

Whoopee cushion making fart sounds interrupts top snooker tournament

African Man Find Out His Wife of Two Weeks Is Actually a Man

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, brainwashing, Facebook, crime, volcano, vitrification, Vesuvius

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Episode 112: Our Sickest One Yet!

            Shaun and Phil are BOTH sick!. Fevers! Infected respiratory systems! Collapsing morale! And they did the show anyway! What more could you ask for!? Science, Macabre stuff, games, headlines, speed round stuff, and gol-darn hilarity, that’s what! And WE’VE GOT IT ALL! Just get in here, we’re not contagious in audio-only form! We’re (cough cough, sniffle, snort) THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

 Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!

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Home-invasion suspect held by residents who realize gun is fake

Titans Coach Mike Vrabel Addresses Claim That He'll Cut off Penis for Super Bowl Win

Man's penis ROTS after he gets it stuck in a metal pipe for five days

Australia Is Fucked & You Can Be Too With This $69 Bushfire Donation Dildo

Georges St-Pierre has ‘crazy’ plan to avoid alien abduction

Wow, What Is That?’ Navy Pilots Report Unexplained Flying Objects

UFOs are back in the news — and Minnesotans are seeing more of them

Aliens exist and may already be among us, says first British astronaut 

Couple Stopped At The Airport After Accidentally Packing Their Cat

Detroit's largest demolition contractor demolishes the wrong home — again

Exploding Mangoes seized in Pakistan raids

Bizarre All-Out Brawl At New York Mall's Beef Jerky Outlet Store On Christmas Eve Captured On Video

Wisconsin English teacher admits to repeatedly pooping in local park

Kansas Man Asks Judge To Allow Him To Have Sword Fight With Ex-Wife

January 20, 1885: Scream! Roller Coaster Patented! - History and Headlines

U.S. Theme Parks with the Most Deaths

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, illness, flu, roller coasters, aliens

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            The Whiparound continues a January marked by a parade of amazing guests by bringing the OTHER host of Topgallant Radio’s Slow Readers podcast, Daniel Gonzalez on board to cover some of the week’s weirdest happenings. And weird it IS, Citizens, starting with Phil’s latest smorgasbord of rapid-fire odd: Trainwreck Headlines! Which story did Phil pull from his own strange history and pass off as a major headline? See if you can tell!

            Closing out Act 1 is a peek inside Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre! This week, dozens lay dead, hundreds hospitalized after what some claim is a terrible poisoning in Mozambique…all during a FUNERAL! What’s the real story behind the darkness this week? Tune in and discover even MORE things to worry about!

            And hey hey, our guest went and brought a game, but then so did Shaun, so we’ve got ourselves a DOUBLE-STUFFED fun and games episode! Trivia and MORE trivia is on its way!

            And what would a week be without a cold dip in the bracing rapids tumbling through THREE FOR THE ROAD!?

            WITCHER? Heck, it nearly KILLED her! Har har har, it’s…THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/magiciansassistant/ 

Nobel Prize Winner Frances Arnold Retracts Paper, Here Is The Reaction 

5 guys arrested after fight at Five Guys in Florida 

Florida man wakes up to find another man sucking on his toes 

Florida woman arrested for threatening to get McDonald’s sauce by any ‘means necessary’

Florida man poses as prosecutor in attempt to drop extortion charges against himself, gets charged with seven more felonies 

Florida man tased after slinging penis, profanities at deputies 

Astrophysicist claims to have invented time machine 

Ribose, a sugar needed for life, has been detected in meteorites 

'Alien Abduction' Victim: 'I Made Sure I Got Home For Dinner' 

Escaped pigs visit grocery store, raid liquor aisle 

Groom Plays Video of Bride Cheating with Her Brother-in-Law During Their Wedding Reception 

Mozambique: Mass Poisoning Caused By Bacterial Contamination 

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, guest, games, poison, alcohol

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***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**

Episode 110: A Friendship’s Event Horizon

2020 rolls on apace, Citizens, and weird news knows no rest! Want proof?

This week, Phil’s got another blizzard of bizarre with ONE fake-a-roonie in yet another edition of Trainwreck Headlines!

After that, we’re right onto Science! And the good doctor has some happy news about those most foot-destroying building blocks: Legos! Turns out they’re the best thing to happen to freezers since sliced ice! Who knew??

Of course, we’d never leave you without some of the gloomy-gloomy goodies, so Shaun came prepared with a Cabinet of the Macabre entry that’s not just horrific, not just brimming with murder…it’s a RECENT event! That’s right, Citizens: fresh macabre is on the menu!

All that PLUS a brand new game and even MORE oddball news in our fastest paced segment, fan-favorite THREE FOR THE ROAD!

Let’s do this one for auld lang syne, folks! Hoo baby, it’s…THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!

Missouri church leader tried to pay for sex on Grindr with Arby’s card

India university to teach doctors Ghost Studies

LEGO® Block Structures as a Sub-Kelvin Thermal Insulator

Colorado bank robber throws cash in air, shouting 'Merry Christmas'

This wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine | CBC Radio

After getting magnifying glass for Christmas, McKinney boy catches his front yard on fire

MI6 floor plans lost by building contractor

10 Weirdest Ways Scientists Are Using Everyday Things - Listverse

These 18 Accidental And Unintended Scientific Discoveries Changed The World

Romanian cancer patient set on fire during surgery

Spanish News Reporter Quits Job on Live TV After Winning $5K Lottery

Drunk group 'put 25ft-dinosaur in road'

A Teen Allegedly Killed an Abusive Priest by Jamming a Crucifix Down His Throat

‘Angry’ tortoise sets house on fire on Christmas Day

Visine eye drops were murder weapon North Carolina man used to kill wife, cops say

Noodle Shop Owner Arrested After Putting Opium in Noodles So Customers Get Addicted

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Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, Legos, murder, France

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Episode 109: Mixing Drinks for Demons, a New Year’s Special! With Guest Gabe Mara

HAPPY WEIRD NEW YEAR, CITIZENS! To help your pals at the Whiparound send off 2019 in our signature style, we’ve invited mixologist, movie expert, and all-around-nice-and-nice-SMELLING guy Gabe Mara to join us this time! Together, he and Phil take it upon themselves to convince Shaun that gin, his least favorite Christmas-tree-flavored spirit, isn’t so bad after all. The doctor and the man-about-town have prepared several cocktails, some famous, some brand spankin’ new, so listen in for Shaun’s thoughts on the clever recipes these two scallywags cooked up for him!

But FIRST! in Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre, Shaun introduces a new flavor of dark and spooky coverage: Shaun’s BOOK REVIEW of the Macabre! And for this first edition of the creepy bibliophile’s club, he’s brought us a children’s book all about DEMONS! It’s garnered rave AND raving reviews on many sites, and earned itself the ire of PLENTY of the sorts of folks who love to watch pages smolder and burn…but is it any GOOD? Let’s find out, Citizen-kids!

And, in Three for the Road, enjoy some bizarre Japanese plans for workplace equality, serial self-touchers brought to hairy-handed justice, idiotic thieves displaying their spoils on social media, and enough fun and games to choke out 2019 once and for all! Drop the ball, light the fireworks, and smooch the willing, it’s time for THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

Our Webmistress' Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician's Assistant

'Human foetus' stopped on journey to US to be used as voodoo doll

Japanese department store 'reconsidering' plan for staff to wear menstruation badges 

Paramedics didn’t notice woman fell out of ambulance until 16 miles later

A Children’s Book of Demons on Amazon dot com!

This High-Speed, All-Female Bartending Competition Has Raised Over $1 Million to Fight Breast Cancer

Indiana man leads troopers on 140-mph chase, says he didn’t think their cruisers could catch his Acura

Gaylord man sentenced after police say he masturbated in front of 14 homes

Bank employee who allegedly stole $88K arrested after posting photos of cash on social media

Erica Tishman, architect, identified as woman killed by falling facade in NYC

Canada nurse wins case over AA 'religious content'

Seals With High-Tech Hats Are Collecting Climate Data in the Antarctic

27-Year-Old Influencer Sentenced to 14 Years for Trying to Steal Domain Name at Gunpoint

Utah man was in freezer 10 years before discovery, left notarized letter behind, police say

Sword-wielding man arrested on Royal St.

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TAGS: 

Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, gin, bartending, demons, books, kids

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 Episode 108: Pervs, Psychics, and a Big Fiery Mess

JUST in time for your Christmas commute, it’s more weird news delivered right to your face, courtesy of your dear pals at the Whiparound!

What’s on tap this week, you ask? A holly jolly pile of WTF, that’s what!

After another jarring escapade of recent bizarre activity (and peek into the dark, swirling past of Dr. La Porta’s past) that is Trainwreck Headlines, it’s off to SCIENCE!, in which the good doctor manages to tee off against perverts AND psychics all in one fell swoop! Find out just how creepers and future-peepers both factor into current strange events as Phil goes mental on them BOTH!

And in Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre, Shaun one-ups himself by going into horrid detail about an even SCARIER train disaster than the last one, this one literally with HORROR in the historical name for the macabre event! There’s panic, fire, and trains, folks, what’s not to love??   

And, in Three for the Road, we’ve got head-scratchers at a global scale, so check it all out and see if Christmas ever feels the same after it’s been invaded by. . .THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

'The Angola Horror': the mass rail tragedy in Buffalo's backyard

Bald Eagle Tries To Snag An Octopus, Instantly Regrets It

Mom Uses Several Life-Size Cardboard Cutouts of Herself to Trick Toddler Son Into Thinking She Is Always Around

Australia couple finds 10-foot python in Christmas tree

Florida science teacher takes meth and cocaine before school, passes out at Burger King, wakes up in hospital and masturbates, cops say. | Alugy

'Rent dead bodies' scam on the rise

NORWAY: 'Artist' Who Spray-Paints with Anus Receives $4M in Public Funds - National File

Russian boxers to boycott Olympics if sanctions not lifted

Jimmy Dean’s Giving Out Sausage-Scented Wrapping Paper

'Penis fish' wash up on a beach in California - BBC News

Care home resident granted 'big biceps' stripper wish - BBC News

Tekashi 6ix9ine Likely to Cry After Sentencing, According to Betting Odds

 https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/im-no-stalker-psychic-taxi-17383471

ISP: Stolen car had homemade license plate written in crayon | WSBT

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Oh, here we GO, Citizen! More of the freshest weird news delivered right to your ear holes!

            Let’s see what we’ve got here…

            How about some Trainwreck Headlines! Now with the added benefit of knowing that whichever headline Phil made up is actually something bizarre from his own life! YES!

            That’s not all: Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre focuses on the chilling backstory about a gaunt doll that even a Hayes can get into!

            But we’re STILL not done! In SCIENCE!, Phil introduces us to the very latest medical horror out of China: a new breed of chimeras! Bred for the kindest, gentlest possible purposes, of COURSE!

            That there leads to a game! And Phil wrote it! So, you know. It’s FUNNY at the very least!

            And, in Three for the Road, we’ve got .

            … THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

The chilling story of ‘Frozen Charlotte’ and the corpse-like dolls that bear her name

Nobody Knows Why There Are Pigeons In Cowboy Hats Roaming Las Vegas

Patron Angered by Ketchup Pulls Gun at McDonald’s

Manipulative Woman Allegedly Pushed Two Men into "Medieval Duel to the Death" to Win Her Hand

Portrait of a Lady: Stolen Klimt mystery 'solved' by gardener in Italy - BBC News

Bus full of schoolkids evacuated over too much Axe body spray in Florida - Orlando Sentinel

First Pig-Monkey Chimeras Were Just Created in China | Live Science

Austria struggles with marauding Krampus demons gone rogue | World news | The Guardian

'I Am Jesus Christ' video game trailer: players walk on water - Insider

Russia arrests man who built fake Finland border, charged migrants - Insider

SpaceX Is Sending Super-Muscular Mice to the Space Station

Prescott Valley man registers beehive as service animal | Arizona News | azfamily.com

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TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, dolls, frozen, chimeras, medical, pigman

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Episode 106: It’s Like Pure Moods of the Sea

            Greetings, Citizen! It’s another week’s worth of the oddballiest news you ever did hear, and it’s HERE! Check it out with us, wontcha? You can even keep the laughs FOR FREE!

            First up, more Trainwreck Headlines! Has Phil hit his stride on this, our newest segment??           

            Then, In SCIENCE! find out what happens when scientists decide to lie to poor, innocent, increasingly-homeless fish!

            But what does Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre have in store? DEATH, of course! But what KIND?

            And, in Three for the Road, we’ve got the kind of rapid-fire weird news that’d make most news podcasts projectile vomit their way back to the drawing board.

            There’s but one way to find out all the details, to solve all these mysteries, to unpack all this cryptic content, and that, Citizen, is to tune in and BEHOLD: THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS:

Krispy Kreme truck spills shipment, leaving Georgia cops mourning doughnut ‘carnage’

Christians disappointed piece of wood allegedly from Jesus' manger is so small

Johnny Depp Is Producing an Unauthorized Michael Jackson Musical Told from the Perspective of His Glove

Memphis rapper in critical condition after Chuck E. Cheese shooting

Sports Illustrated reports that Sports Illustrated disputes Sports Illustrated's report that USC has fired Clay Helton

Scientists used speakers to make dead coral reefs sound healthy. The fish came back

German woman sprays ticket controller with breast milk, investigated for assault

Extreme Cyberstalker arrested after sending prostitutes, tow trucks and pizza delivery to his victims’ doors.

Restoring Natural Grazing Processes Can Help Coral Reefs

Man Too Intoxicated To Work His Steak ‘n Shake Shift Robbed Place Instead: Cops

Japanese Man Arrested after making 24000 Complaint Calls

Farmer Paints His Dog Like a Tiger to Scare Away Invading Monkeys

Medieval Death Bot Twitter Page!

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, ocean, Pure Moods, music, twitter, medieval, death, games

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