Ep. 1049 Faking it for a movie…that’s what Kendall and Kim were up to over the weekend.  Something tells us this isn’t the first time any of the Kardashians have faked it. Plus when you’re rich, you’re rich and you hire Mariah Carey AND Elton John to play your granddaughter’s wedding. And Katy Perry threw a big 40th birthday celebration for Orland Bloom, complete with ‘Lando onsies.

Ep. 1048 Brad Pitt is back to his old self it appears. He was spotted at a charity event over the weekend, chumming it up and enjoying himself, now all he has to deal with is that alimony settlement.  Plus how much would you pay for Superman’s one-piece tunic (snaps together in the crotch) worn by Christopher Reeve?  How about Michael Keaton’s Batsuit?  They are both up for auction. And Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian return to their roots for a bouncin’ night at a NYC strip joint.

Ep 1033  When you want to leave your mate, the best way to tell them is to leave, take your things and post it on Instagram, right?  In the krazy world of Kardashian khaos, Rob’s baby mama and fiancé Blac Chyna took her things and their baby and left Rob this weekend.  Plus, why not make a movie about Linda Tripp and Monica Lewinsky?  And will our Long National Nightmare ever end?  Radar Online says Michael Strahan is putting feelers out about getting his old job back at Live

Ep. 1032 Tarek and Christina were followed into a Starbucks on Thursday, and the paparazzi pissed all over themselves, meanwhile T & C hugged for the cameras and we’re no convinced they meant it. Plus when you are an A-lister and not getting much movie action what do you do? If you’re Julia Roberts you agree to do a limited TV series…what is Hollywood coming to???? And Kourt and Scott put on a happy face for their boys’ respective birthdays on Wednesday at Disneyland.  So are they or aren’t they back together? Do we care?

Ep. 1031 Guess who’s not coming back to The Voice? Are we surprised? Jimmy Kimmel lets the “cat out of the Oscar-hosting bag” after being chosen (from a long list of options) to host the 2017 Oscar telecast in February. And is Li-Lo seeing a new man?  Wait, didn’t her uber-rich boyfriend just buy her a club in Greece?  Yeah, we don’t care either.

Ep. 1030 We are heartbroken over the Flip or Flop separation, but now we’re just pissed and feeling so used that Christina and Tarek are seeing other people!  Wow, that came outta nowhere! Also, Lamar Odom is in rehab, and has inked a TV deal, and Batman may run for President…yeah, we’ve definitely seen it all.

Ep. 1029 Harrison Ford decked Ryan Gossling on the set of Blade Runner 2049, not on purpose…well not really…we don’t think…Is Gwyneth walking down the aisle? The ring on her “put a ring on it” finger sure seemed to say so, but she ditched it this weekend…what?  And Barbara Walters still has her say at “The View” though she hasn’t been an owner of the show for the past couple of years…maybe someone should tell Barbara.

Ep. 1028 Did Madonna and Michael Jackson swap spit?  And why did MJ kick Madge to the curb? Plus, is the long National Nightmare over with Sharon and Ozzy?  Sharon says yes, and is ready for a second do-over. And Kim is back, in lingerie and a faux fur for an Advent calendar/video.  Merry Kardash-mas.

Ep. 1027 Judge Reinhold, who can’t get arrested in Hollywood for his acting abilities, was arrested yesterday, for real, at the airport. No word on what he was carrying-on, but he was thrown in the hole for resisting a search from the TSA.   Plus Kaley Cuoco is “super smitten” with rich beau Karl Cook, there you go Kaley, marry for the money! And there is a cease-fire in the Kardashian/Blac Chyna trademark row, for now.

Ep. 1026  Hairspray Live! was a-mazing!  Harvey Fierstein had the best boobs too!  Guess who has a new contract with CBS?  Oprah’s bestie, that’s who.  Speaking of CBS, producers are still saying Stephen Colbert is “safe” as host of the Late Show, though rumors are still swirling since Late Show scouts are looking for an L.A. venue. Plus, Jen Anniston needs cut off the tags, unless she was thinking of returning the coat you wore to Monday’s big Office Christmas Party premier.