Ep.  1025 The Kardashians are back in the news and they’re not having any part of Blac Chyna changing her name to Kardashian, at least trademarking her new name…nope, they say it’s not going to happen. Plus Mark Hamill says he knew nothing of the Carrie Fisher/Han Solo hook up, and alluded to the fact that he was possibly “busy” as well. And Russell Brand calls out a badly dressed pilferer that was caught red-handed at his show.  Yep, it’s scrapin’ the bottom of the barrel this morning, but when don’t we?

Ep. 1020 Guess we’ll be seeing Matt Lauer for a couple more years, and he’ll be adding more millions to his kids’ college fund, NBC has inked a new contract with Matt thru 2018.  Plus, last night was the Season 4 premier of “Fixer Upper” can you say “Ship Lap”? And Mimi only eats two things, but she doesn’t say how often she eats, is it once or three times a day? Or more?

Ep. 1019 Let’s face it, Tyga’s broke and only one person can come to his rescue…look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Super Sugar Mama Kylie!  Able to pay off bad loans and judgments with a single swipe of a phone app, able to shower Tyga with extravagant gifts and cars, who, disguised as a mild-mannered Kardashian-Jenner, seeks to right wrongs, fight evil and bail out her boyfriend no matter the cost. Plus The Keith Urbans camping adventure…in the backyard and Brad spends Turkey day in the Turks, for $34 Grand a day.

Ep. 1018. Happy Birthday Miley Cyrus, love you, mean it.  What’s this?  The Church of Scientology fighting back against ex-communicated Leah Remini, calling her a “has-been actress”? Leah’s lawyer has a few words for the church. Plus the Long National Nightmare is far from over because 49 co-hosts later, there’s still no word about a replacement for Michael Strahan on “Live.” Plus Kathy Griffin talks about her next door neighbor Kim…yes, that Kim.

Ep. 1017 What’s under Chrissy Teigen’s dress? Now the whole world knows…and the carpet apparently matches the drapes a little. Plus, Princess Leia is having writer’s remorse, feels bad, but probably not really. And Mama Duck is on the move, again…this time Angelina has rented Denise Richards’ pad for $30 grand monthly, proving they live just like us.

Ep. 1016 Time to cash in your Kanye West concert tickets, he’s a no-show in LA after leaving the stage in Sacramento after just three songs and a rant. But what’s eating Kanye West?  Also, Ashton Kutcher spent a year going from couch to couch after leaving Demi Moore and being basically homeless, and Gwyneth Paltrow is upset that nobody kisses her ass anymore now that she’s a website mogul and not a movie star.  Someone needs to make Iron Man 4 and save Goop from flying coach.

Ep. 1015  Kanye would have voted for…if he voted, which he didn’t which is kinda like saying you should have won the lottery, but you didn’t buy a ticket. Also, Jimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman had another brush with hooking up in their past, and Jimmy doesn’t remember.  Do you sometimes think Nicole is just f-ing with Jimmy? Plus Scott and Kourt are NOT getting back together and Kathy Bates is a little put out that she had to find out about Han and Leia on the street, especially since she and Carrie Fisher are besties.  Yep, you couldn’t care less, we told you.

Ep. 1014 Once again the reality show riches are firmly planted within one family in Calabasas, CA.  Forbes has released it’s list of the top-earning reality show stars, 6 guesses who fills the top 6.  Also, Still no Michelle on Fuller House, now that Season 2 has wrapped that the twins never showed up.  And guess who wants to work the Brad Pitt? Billy Bob Thornton, that’s who, and that ought to be a riot! See there, we told you it’s the news you couldn’t care less about.

Ep. 1013  Kylie is firing Momager…wants to keep all the profits to herself, needs to buy Tyga more things. Plus the 30 richest under 30s, Justin Beiber trying to keep up with Charlie Sheen and Carrie Fisher has a big secret, almost as big as Star Wars itself!  Check out today’s episode of Keeping Up With The WCN.

Ep. 1012 The word for today is “exfoliate.” That’s right, and you might not guess who does and dosen’t. There’s a new “Sexiest Man Alive” today, and nothing says “sexy man” like being on Ellen. Also, Ben and Jen…a thing still or just estranged with benefits? And why is Charlie Sheen still able to get an entourage to follow him home after a night of partying? It’s all the news you could care less about, so grab a McRib sandwich and come enjoy.