Ep. 1009 Ah, November Sweeps! Tonight ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ is “stunting” in a family unique way, but we think it’s going to be a bumpy, boring hour. Plus Doc Brown (1.21 Gigawatts!) Christopher Lloyd is slated to appear on an upcoming episode of ‘The Big Bang Theory’ in December, no word on who he’ll play. And do you believe the rumor that Selena Gomez is marrying Justin Beiber, and we don’t think it’s all in her head. Check out the dish on today’s episode.

Ep. 1001 While Kim keeps a low profile, sister Kendall is still out filming b-roll for KUWTK, attending a thrift store (er…used clothing boutique in Beverly Hills) opening over the weekend, with a film crew. Kate Hudson was in Beverly Hills as well with her squad consisting of Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner at a gala celebrating Tiffany & Co. Olivia Wilde gave birth over the weekend to a baby girl, some guy named Jason is the dad, and Frank Sinatra’s former Palm Springs hideout…er, home, is on the market for a low $3.9 Million.

Ep. 1000 Clayton Kershaw is officially a stud!  Guess who’s in the nightclub business, this time from the other side of the bar…that’s right Lindsay Lohan, that’s who…it pays to date rich foreign guys apparently.  Plus Alex Trebek has now offended the very people who watch his show, and imagine playing “50 Shades” on your VR headset…we’ll leave that there, you have to listen!

Ep. 999 Who’s paying for what?  Reports have surfaced that Kris Jenner is PAYING Tyga to date her daughter…do we believe that? Crazier things have happened over at the Kalabassas Kompound. And Disney has been sued by the British government for breaking health and safety laws on the set of Star Wars The Force Awakens. Plus Fixer Upper stars Chip and Joanna Gaines aren’t letting their kids have cell phones…is that considered child neglect?  Plus it’s Mark Harmon week, so…yeah.

Ep. 998 An that’s a rap!  Season 12 of KUWTK is in the can, and hanger-on Lord Scott mugs with the girls, but one of the famous mugs is noticeably absent. Billy Bush needs a fixer and fast, plus is there a lawsuit in the offing against NBC for trying to throw the Presidential election? An Miley Cyrus says Supergirl is an “F-ing woman” man.  Doesn’t she know that Superwoman is already a thing?  A different thing. All the news that’s fit to crumple up and use for wastebasket hoops is now loaded (and we wished we were too).

Ep. 997 Are you abusing Siri? A study says we need to get over it, it’s just software. Also Ben Affleck holds up a movie premier to watch the end of the Red Sox game, Shia LaBeouf had a hunk a hunk a burning wedding this week in Boss Vegas, plus rumors that Miley Cyrus might consider quitting The Voice mid season…and stick Billy Bush with a fork, he’s done.  It’s all the news you couldn’t care less about. 

Ep. 990 NBC abruptly cancels Brangelina breakup “special” in favor or possibly landing plumb sit-down interview with either or both parties of the former power couple at some point in the future. Gordon Ramsay is told to stay away…from his kid’s school, Alec Baldwin becomes Trump next week, and Ellen takes a sick day.  All that and more (really??? Do we need more?) in today’s news.

Ep. 989 Katy Perry Naked!  Oh yeah, there’s other news as well, but not near as fun!  Rob and Chyna are really not together, and no one is surprised, but Rob did get a bit defensive about the mother of his child not being invited to the baby shower wha????. Plus Jennifer Anniston’s friends say she always knew this would happen, and Tiger Woods is asked to step out.  That and all the news you couldn’t care less about.

Ep. 988 In today’s episode: He said she said when it comes to Lindsay Lohan and Egor, she said she paid for everything, he said she didn’t pay for a thing during their short-lived relationship. Who to believe? Plus Angie’s not taking any calls from Brad, or text messages. It was lot of fun with Pheobe and Monica on Celebrity Name Game in a rousing round of “Friends Trivia.” And we take a look at the bidding wars for Kendall Jenner’s 21st in Las Vegas Baby!  What happens on the Who Cares News stays on the Who Cares News.

Ep. 987 Another Long National Nightmare to report on. Who owns 12 houses?  And who’s getting what in the Brangelina divorce. Plus if you could take a selfie every minute of every day for four days straight, you’d be Kim Kardashian. Tara Reid caught sharing an egg sandwich with a stranger; she must have been drunk, right? And Duggar kids want to quit.  They imagine that the universe will still keep paying them when they are no longer on the show.  Yep, it makes you scratch your noggin.