Ep. 984 Nobody’s getting in tonight, not even mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, et. al. to the Dancing With The Stars live show. Also, the house that launched a thousand red rooms really does exist, and it’s for sale. Plus our Emmys wrap-up (there will be more tomorrow we’re certain) Jimmy Kimmel’s white suit and all the news you couldn’t care less about.