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"The Weeds of Genesis"

Grab your bread and wine everybody and meet us in the catacombs because we're getting down like it's 76AD. The end is near, so, don't hold back! After all, it is not what you put in your mouth that will defile you - but what comes out. That's good for you and bad for us considering the topic of discussion this week is none other than Christianity!

Join us as we:
-Figure out what year it is.
-Argue about Jesus.
-Contemplate (badly) the problem of free-will.
-Figure out quite objectively that Andrew is going to Hell.
-Discuss wether time really ended at the destruction of the Second Temple.
-Read from the Gospels of Thomas
-Praise Ama for her amazing hugs.
-Turn water into wine...
-Argue MORE about Jesus.
-Unveil the biblical metaphors like true stoners.

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Welcome to the second season finale of The Whole Rabbit where we are joined by special guest Forrest to discuss the very tricky, and mysterious conundrum of using white magick or black magick…or both. Forrest had us over for dabs, so, we get a little stupid - more than usual - but cover a swathe of topics relating to both sides of the yin-yang.

On this show we:

-Discuss the benefits of learning both the light and dark side of magick.
-We ask if using black magick cancels out the white magick.
-Must we save ourselves before we save others?
-What is the difference between the Left Hand Path and the Right Hand Path?
-We discuss being SELFISH!
-We discuss how Buddhism is heretical to traditional Hinduism.
-We take too many dabs.
-What's up with Wicca and the Law of Three?
-We discuss the Crossing the Abyss and becoming a Babe of the Abyss.
-We briefly discuss how evil has surfaced in recent events but save most of it for the next episode....

SEASON 3 PREMIER COMING SOON!
(These season are short AF, I know)

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Join us as we discuss the ins and outs of time travel! We don't just discuss how time travel works in Hollywood movies, we discuss how it works in real life.  We explore the wacky tale of John Titor, the man who posted pictures of his "real-life" time machine to Art Bell's BBS forum back in the year 2000.  We discuss two of our favorite mandela effects; specifically the ones we think are legit and the strange theory of Donald Trump the time traveling president. Buckle-up folks, this is a wild one.

Some topics we discuss on this show include:

-How time travel works in Terminator, Fringe and Rick and Morty.

-How time travel works in GURPS.

-The tale of real-life time travler from 2036
>John Titor's Original Material

-The Mandela Effect
>Dolly's Braces in Moonraker
>"I see white people..." in Scary Movie


-Time Dialation

-Two idiots talking about special relativity!

-Donald Trump the time traveling president?
>Donald Trump Time Traveler Meme

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Do you want to be a wizard but live in a giant bucket? Have you desired to conjure the denizens of Hell but are unwilling to fashion a loincloth? Do you like scrapbooking but are too hardcore for that sh*t? If you have answered "YES" to any ov these questions: CHAOS MAGICK MIGHT BE FOR YOU!

On our initial overview of Chaos Magick we discuss the following:

The CHAOSPHERE EXPERIENCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-tAF5kHRQc

-did Crowley accidently create Chaos Magick through Thelema?

-Peter Carroll's Liber Null as a beginner text.

-Genesis P.Orridge as a figurehead of the movement.

-Thee Psychick Bible

-The Wheel of Desire

-Basic Techniques

-Frater Faust's impact on Andrew as a wizard

-Austin Osmond Spare's criticism of traditional magick

-The Ice Wars

-and MORE!

We realize this is not an exhaustive look at everything Chaos Magick, but a mere scratching of the surface. There will be more episodes about Chaos Magick. There is just too much to talk about in one show.

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Yes! I pronounce "Malleus" wrongly quite a few times. I assure you, nobody cringed more than myself while editing the show. If you care to take pitty on us, there is always the option of becoming at "bunny" on our Patreon for $5 / month. You'll get all these episodes a few days early, our high res art-work, a shout-out and, of course, ONE EXTRA SHOW A MONTH! Besides, you'll be helping some idiots afford more chances to make better shows...

THE MALLEUS MALEFICARUM
The notorious best-seller next to the Bible for over 200 years!

Why? Because the infamous "Hammer of Witches" text not only outlines all the fantastic ways to hunt down, torture and ultimately snuff out witches it details the following:

-How to take an Oath to The Prince of Darkness in person.

-How to obtain the favors and powers of The Devil.

-What demons rule over what sin?

-Demons don't live in Hell? wait, WTF?

-Where do incubi and succubi get all the juice to make babies?

-Who empowers witches, demons, Satan, God or both?

-How can you tell when The Devil is aiding a torture subject?

-How ought you to torture a suspect of witchcraft anyway?

-Can witches make you go flaccid? HINT: "YES THEY CAN!"

and so much more...

We're not historians but we DID read the source document so, by-golly, we're gonna tell you what we thought about it. The Malleus Maleficarum was the creation of a frustrated Dominican priest who, upset that he was unable to persecute women the way he wanted, retired to write the Malleus and lobby for official papal recognition of the witchcraft problem. In short; this snowballed to create a legacy of witch burning and persecuting the innocent that would spread, as madness does, cropping up here and there, for hundreds of years - always with the Malleus Maleficarum as its justification.

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The Old Gods: Bael, Moloch, Cthulu

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On this somewhat short, but slightly informative episode we discuss the origin of various demons of the Goetia. After all, where do the demons Bael, Astoroth, Amon, Berith, Flauros and Purson come from? We touch on the xenophobic terrors of the World of H.P. Lovecraft and discuss ancient Aztec deities which are metal AF.

We discus things two idiots never should:

- Who is Baal and what is his relationship to Moloch?

-The old gods in "The Shining"

-Yes, we talk about "The Shining" and Aleister Crowley every f*cking episode.

-Sexy ancient war gods!

-The Baguette headed one

-Andrew discusses his conjuration of Amon in my living room while I was away at Burning Man

-The proccess by which old gods become demons

-The worship and cult of Astoroth

-She of the Serpent Skirt

-The Ancient Ones and The Call of Cthulu

If you enjoyed this episode on the Old Gods, let us know. There are many other demons of the Goetia which probably have interesting origins because hey, we couldn't catch em' all on this one episode. The Chaos Magick episode is in the works! We are discussing show ideas for next week. Requests are always heavily prioritized.

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**WARNING**
*SPOILERS FOR "MIDSOMMAR"
PLEASE ENJOY FILM PRIOR TO LISTENING

On this early-release episode of The Whole Rabbit we do a deep, Fnord hunting dive into the esoteric symbolism of Hollywood's hottest new horror flick, "Midsommar!" We share our hot takes and reveal the many layers of occult  symbolism woven deep into the tapestry of Ari Aster's masterpiece.

Some topics discussed:

-What do the runes mean?
-Is there a secret, inverse relationship to Kubrick's "The Shining?"
-Does that really happen on mushrooms?
-Is Midsommar secretly inspired by Led Zeppelin's  "Stairway to Heaven?"
-What does the bear symbolize?
-Psychedelic cults
-Whores of Babalon

AND MUCH MORE!

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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the rabbit!

On another "WTF is..." episode we cover the long maligned and misunderstood religion of occult nerds everywhere; Aleister Crowley's THELEMA!

On this episode we discuss:

-The reception of the Book of the Law.

-The first illustration of a grey alien.
 
-The Equinox of the Gods.

-Who is Horus and why is he the God of this Aeon anyway?

-What is the difference between Ra-Hoor-Khuit and Hoor-Pa-Kraat?

-What does "Do what thou wilt? actually mean?

-What does 93 mean?

-Did Aleister Crowley accidently the whole Choronzon?

-The Age of Isis, Osiris and Horus.

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Lucifer: Devil, Christ and Jack Skellington

On this very special episode we discuss the archetypal "Lucifer." Is Lucifer the progenator of evil as is so commonly believed? Is the head of the "Illuminati" the fabled Lucifer himself, fallen angel and deciever of men?

Or is there a different side to Lucifer?

We discuss the curious connection between the Serpent and the Messiah, the division between the Sumerian Enki and Enlil as well as Milton's Paradise Lost.

We talk about the role Lucifer plays in the Gnostic cosmology, his connection to the demiurge and to Christ.

What is an Ishta-Deva? What does Brahman have to do with all of this?

Who is Melek Taus of the Yezidis? Are they worshipping the devil or something else?

We even discuss Luciferic, illuminati symbolism encoded in movies and popular culture.

We look at Lucifer in "The Matrix" and "The Nightmare Before Christmas."

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Praise Lucifer, 444 

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A long time ago, on a podcast far, far away...
EPISODE 3
THE SECRETS OF STAR WARS

It is a period of inner-conflict for the Star Wars saga. Rebellion is stirring among the veteran fans as the Disney Empire is poised to swallow every science fiction franchise in the galaxy. Amidst the conflict, seekers have begun to crack the code to the Empire's ultimate weapon STAR WARS, a psychologically entrenched franchise with the power to directly influence the subconscious minds of an entire planet. Transmitting to an elite squadron of Fnord hunters, The Whole Rabbit tells all this week and unveils the long-hidden Secrets of Star Wars!

On this weeks show we discuss:

-Luke Skywalker as a solar deity with a somewhat surprising lunar counter-part.

-The symbolic significance of C3PO and R2-D2

-Lucas' inspiration from "The Hidden Fortress"

-The Heroes Journey of Luke Skywalker

-The curious connection between the heroes of Star Wars and the Egyptian god, Horus.

-Star Wars invented raving. It's always been old dudes.

-Force powers are based on siddhis and Star Wars is basically warrior yogis fighting in space.

-The unresolved demons of Skywalker's karma...

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