The Witty Committee™️

The Witty Committee™️

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The Witty Committee™️ episodes

  • Revelation: Nancy Drew and the Poison Ivy

    Reed is forced to leave everything she loves behind, which of course begins her hero arc. Like many great sleuths before her, Reed uses her (questionable) intellect and sheer determination to crack the case of the century..... or at least the semester.

    48 min
  • Ambition: Dash McCafferty is an Ass Man

    No more Josh. No more Gwendolyn Hall. After the (decrepit building) fire that was Legacy, Reed’s clinging to her Billings presidency tighter than she clings to TJ Maxx sweaters. Is she at risk of losing the house, too? Definitely, if her stalker has anything to say about it…

    1 hr 4 min
  • Legacy: Hail to the Chef

    2 years at Easton, 2 students dead, and 2 legacy parties—that is, if Reed can snag everyone an invite. Easton's been snubbed by this year's mysterious host, and she needs to pull through as the newly-appointed president of Billings if she wants to impress...Noelle. Who has returned to finish out her senior year, but definitely not steal Reed's spot, she pinky swears. Which is great, considering Reed has her eyes on more than just Noelle's old job. Will she pull it off, or will her plan go up in flames? 

    1 hr 7 min
  • Inner Circle: This Is A Dormocracy

    It's a new year at Easton Academy, and there is a new head b*tch in town. While Cheyenne may think she's in charge, Reed works to overthrow her newly formed empire. Will Billings House become a breeding ground for losers? Or will Cheyenne manage to keep out the riff raff while also stealing boyfriends?

    1 hr 8 min
  • Bonus: Gossip Girl Psycho Killer

    "Psycho Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?" - Serena Van Der Woodsen after she murdered her French teacher. Which she doesn't actually do in this book, although there's plenty of gruesome death and dismemberment in this special spooky bonus episode! Enter an alternate universe where Blair picks over her victims almost as much as a vulture would, and Jenny has large boobs and a craving for raw meat. You know you love us! 

    41 min
  • Confessions: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Billings Girl Scorned

    Reed's first semester at Easton is almost over, but there are so many questions still left to answer. Who really killed Thomas Pearson? Is Reed even remotely capable of making good grades without exceptions? Is Billings House really worth it? Everything comes to a head as we unmask, or really un-mesh bag, the real killer. 

    53 min
  • Untouchable: Dead Douchebag Society

    Thanksgiving break has come to Easton, and Reed Brennan is thankful for one thing: a tall drink of water named Josh Hollis. Can Reed keep her mind off of her newly deceased ex-boyfriend, or will he come to haunt her in more ways than one? 

    49 min
  • Invitation Only: Drop Dead, Gorgeous!

    The season is changing and so is Reed’s fortune: from no-name sophomore to the youngest Billings girl. But her fairytale is looking more Cinderella than happily ever after, because Thomas is still missing and she has a ball to attend—that is, if she can snag a coveted invite. Will Whit be her knight in shining armor or a frog prince?

    1 hr 12 min
  • Private: I Like Girls That Model Abercrombie & Fitch

    September is the season of change. The leaves fall, we buy all new back to school wardrobes, and a new season of The Witty Committee drops (of course). This season, we are shedding our old personas and turning Pennsylvania Mary Sues into boarding school ingenues. At Easton Academy, Reed Brennan learns that Cs don't get degrees and to become a Billings butterfly, she'll need to spread her wings and leave her small town ways behind. 

    1 hr

About The Witty Committee™️

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Why does it seem like every book written for teen girls was about being rich and mean to each other? And why were we so obsessed with them? Each week best friends Clare and Courtney will unpack these…