Ripped pants, clogged toilets, murder alerts, devil’s threeways, ugly crying, uncomfortable guitar solos, hotel rooms by the airport... is this a nightmare? Nope. Unfortunately, these mishaps and misunderstandings are straight from our lived experience. That’s right, it’s time for dating horror stories! Join us in the cringefest that is the retelling of our youthful indiscretions, polite idiocy, and confounding inability to advocate for ourselves in bad situations. Also, if you’re on a bad date, you don’t need to fake diarrhea anymore. No one will judge you. Just leave.