Greetings from the Beehive State, the Land of Zion, ‘ol Deseret herself! We’re gonna ‘splain you all about what it’s like to be a woman in a state with a predominant religious community. Also, what is this “soaking” all those Mormon teens are doing these days? And Sheryl takes us to task for not having regular vagina check-ups.

We paired this episode with a hefty donation to Planned Parenthood because women’s health is f*cking important!

**Also includes an important correction for episode 11, wherein we get all the movies wrong!**

Show notes:

https://www.omgyes.com/ - Teaching women how to 'bate!

http://time.com/dateonomics/ - Marriage and dating in Jewish and Mormon culture.

Jeff Counts is back and this time we're discussing the topic that he knows best... pop culture! We answer a listener question about female tropes in movies and talk about how you can’t karate fight with your hair down. (Seriously, put that shit in a ponytail!)

We paired this episode with Red Bull and vodka because the upper/downer combo keeps us balanced.

The ‘Splainers™ are back and this time they’re joined by Melissa’s “boss” and Big Movie Mouth Off co-host Jeff Counts! Jeff asks us about male feminists, can you be one? And how much support is too much? You’re gonna want to put on your pussy hats for this one, boys, because we’re getting serious.

We paired this episode with straight whiskey, because that’s what a man drinks!

It’s another lightning round, but this time we’re answering your questions about us! All the hard-hitting things you want to know like: “Cats or dogs?” “Favorite TV show?” “And what color is your ... period towel?”

We paired this episode with rosé all day!

Thinking of checking out that new Pixar movie by yourself? Think again, potential pervert! We give some advice on lone-wolf theatergoing. Also, what IS the best way to approach a group of women without ruining their lady vibes? And never take off your shoes in public. EVER.

We paired this episode with a bottle of Santalba rosé (free wine for the name drop... ? wink, wink)

This week we’re switching it up Freaky Friday style! We’ve got questions from some lady listeners and are going to answer them with help from our friend and amazing jingle-writer, Ryan. We talk about porn, do all men watch it? Also, some tips for cohabitating and creating space for each other in new relationships.

We paired this episode with pamplemousse La Croix and vodka. With a straw. Because we’re classy.

Are you a cheap-ass if you don’t pay for the meal on dates? What IS an appropriate way to ask to go Dutch? We’ve got some thoughts and Melissa’s got an emergency stash of cash in her bra #justincase. Also, is the friend-zone real? Or is it like this “round earth” and “PMS” we keep hearing so much about?

We paired this episode with water because someone’s husband decided to brosé out on their last bottle of wine....

In this episode, we answer that age-old question: “Can women tell when a man checks out their boobs?” Also, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see us? Hot tips for crafting your own DIY bulge!

We paired this episode with some Watermelon-flavored Perrier because one of us is pregnant and the other had to drive home.

#becomecoolbylistening

Gordon is back and armed with a GREAT question! We talk about encountering men on the sidewalk and what they can do to appear less threatening to women. Also, Sheryl has an amazing new idea for men’s fashion.

We paired this episode with bottles of Angry Orchard rosé that Sheryl went to three different places to find, only to discover that it was kinda gross, so she gave them all to Rae.

It’s our first ever BONUS EPISODE! We’ve got some lighting round questions coming at ya real fast (or not so fast…) If you’ve got a lightning round question, tweet us @TWPCast and don't forget to come back next week for a brand new full episode!