Geoff suspects that (1) understanding stuff is overrated; (2) we all look a lot better than we think, and (3) anger can be healthy; whilst Little Kev considers being vaguely vegan...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/k6vvsg/S4E8_Transcriptbv5r6.pdf

Geoff ponders self-improvement whilst tucking into his favourite Norwegian indulgence and accidentally discovering the next big thing in dairy beverage trends; and Little Kev forgets to remember stuff...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/emywbg/Wonderland_S4E76os3y.mp3

Geoff talks gym membership psychology whilst explaining (a) how to avoid a punch in the face, and (b) why certain social gatherings suggest the need for an industrial-strength umbrella...

Geoff contemplates large goldfish and explains why expectations and multi-tasking could be the greatest threats to creative genius; while little Kev mulls the positives and negatives of language mathematics...

Geoff reveals the joy of not giving a monkey's, gives his opinion of your opinions, and identifies yet another place where "free" isn't exactly free...

Geoff predicts the failure of the latest attempt to make life less fun, gets the jump on cheesecake temptation and avoids the existential questions; while little Kev fakes his own life and makes with the pillow talk already...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jqighs/S4E3_Transcriptaju41.pdf

Geoff goes in boots and all and socks it to the fashionistas, ponders a rectangular chicken, and gets out the binoculars for a bit of compulsively judgemental people-watching...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ippg5j/S4E2_Transcript9780a.pdf

Geoff questions the value of background music, confesses an inability to multitask and calls for an upgrade to the human waterworks, whilst Little Kev tries to not wake up when he wants to...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4nnug/S4E1_Transcript80n9w.pdf

Geoff ponders the maximum feel-good factor, musically identifies the crazies and embraces his inner adult, whilst Little Kev has trouble saying hello...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ecjapb/S3E22_Transcript92axq.pdf

Geoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64e94k/S3E21_Transcript8lpjc.pdf