Geoff reveals the all-time number one zero and contemplates the whole business of not having a pulse, whilst Little Kev throws away money and ridicules alternative uses for dental floss...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dybcde/Wonderland_S6E2_Transcript6onsa.pdf

Geoff takes a deep dive into a revolutionary solution for armed conflict, and extols the virtues of knowing when to shut the hell up; whilst Little Kev contemplates elephants and phone-charging alternatives in a mystical place called Skipple...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pxiuz5/Wonderland_S6E1_Transcript7odhw.pdf

Geoff ponders healthy home versus happy trails, wonders why guys are harder to offend and concludes that tragedy needs laughter; and Little Kev finds himself with light wood whilst listening to heavy metal...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eiwpwh/S5E10_Transcript9zy1s.pdf

Geoff suspects that the tooth fairy might exist after all, that promises may not be all that promising, and that being spied on is all our own fault; whilst Little Kev considers the benefits of a radical new employment directive...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y8etpm/Wonderland_S5E9a3xhx.mp3

Geoff marvels at the mystery of inspiration, gazes in wonder at The WonderLand and wonders if we don't need a reason; while Little Kev contemplates saving the world with a bit of housework...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj5gn5/S5E8_Transcript8rw8s.pdf

Geoff lauds the unmasking of long-hidden realities, takes a good look at everyone's bookshelves and Little Kev is forced to step in during a search for new words...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f3sh3a/S5E7_Transcript8fq78.pdf

Geoff keeps his fluids up, calls for time out and wonders if it's really all good when even better might actually be worse; while Little Kev gets claustrophobic in the closet...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/59dzyb/S5E6_Transcript9xb2r.pdf

Geoff gets connected and can't forget whilst making himself super-vulnerable at the front door, and Little Kev considers sending in the clones...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7yjz5e/S5E5_Transcript6l3s0.pdf

Geoff makes things difficult for himself and worries about the future of garage sales, whilst Little Kev sharpens up his dance moves...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inec3h/S5E4_Transcript69xbs.pdf

Geoff loses the shaving cream but finds meaning in challenge, and explains why we need bad times; and Little Kev considers purchasing insurance for his inner party animal...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4tbhe2/S5E3_Transcript91ckb.pdf