The WonderLand

Geoff rediscovers his happy after a year or so of challenges - having avoided cleaning his teeth with Vegemite - and drags himself kicking and screaming into the present moment; while Little Kev contemplates the deserts of the Amazon, and sending seeds to Tasmania despite extreme prejudice.

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/k9sp7rzm6j6mdwiw/Wonderland_S8E1_Transcript75uey.pdf

Geoff considers the inconsistency of consistency, the importance of struggle, the power of now, what constitutes "attractive", and warns against meditating in heavy traffic - while Little Kev offers new parents advice on choosing children's names...

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https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bvcfraxpvpv86q2z/Wonderland_S7E12_Transcript95hsg.pdf

Geoff dispenses valuable wake-up advice, warns of the perils of performing  bicycle stunts without a physics degree, and says no to intuition; while Little Kev scores an A1 in AI, or vice versa...

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https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ahz3tjyavmpdd2a8/Wonderland_S7E117p1qj.mp3

Geoff reveals what really happens to birds; espouses the benefits of doing nothing and boldly suggests that forgiveness beats drinking poison; while little Kev ponders the joys of subliminal massage.

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ep8vvy8d7jrb75gi/Wonderland_S7E10_transcript6ebvd.pdf

Geoff declares the value of meaninglessness, avoids talking about finance or monkeys, and advocates enjoying the space around our problems: while Little Kev owns things...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vqnivgx2uaht9ecj/Wonderland_S7E9_Transcript6ngzg.pdf

Geoff zeroes in on why mystery is (usually) a good thing, drags everyone's favourite go-to conversation topic out into the sunlight and tells us why we should all feel better about ourselves than we do; while Little Kev learns a thing or two about what malware really is...

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https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aeun8ky6scz7wm2i/Wonderland_S7E8_Transcript8uzo4.pdf

Geoff screws up, stares at the wall, considers chocolate as a potential body-building supplement and spotlights a repulsive new take on classic literature; while Little Kev shares an extract from his book of least favourite words...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ygtcgs8ij7yjc97f/Wonderland_S7E7_Transcriptaipng.pdf

Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine vial.

And now: after months of painstaking restoration of the original 24-track master tapes (performed at huge expense), here they are - for the first time since the last time and for the last time this time - all in one inconvenient 30-minute-or-so package. 

Listen now, while you can, before it hopefully gets lost again.

NO TRANSCRIPT! (believe me, we're doing you a favour)

Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a catch...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/atc9im/Womderland_S7E6_Transcriptbrt30.pdf

Geoff delves into the issue of relationships of all kinds while waiting for a life-saving pizza delivery, and considers that childhood-crazy might equal big bucks for grownups; and Little Kev gets annoyed at non-sandwiches and unimportant oils...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jpa4wg/Wonderland_S7E5_Transcript8wk9f.pdf