The WonderLand

Geoff zeroes in on why mystery is (usually) a good thing, drags everyone's favourite go-to conversation topic out into the sunlight and tells us why we should all feel better about ourselves than we do; while Little Kev learns a thing or two about what malware really is...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aeun8ky6scz7wm2i/Wonderland_S7E8_Transcript8uzo4.pdf

Geoff screws up, stares at the wall, considers chocolate as a potential body-building supplement and spotlights a repulsive new take on classic literature; while Little Kev shares an extract from his book of least favourite words...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ygtcgs8ij7yjc97f/Wonderland_S7E7_Transcriptaipng.pdf

Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine vial.

And now: after months of painstaking restoration of the original 24-track master tapes (performed at huge expense), here they are - for the first time since the last time and for the last time this time - all in one inconvenient 30-minute-or-so package. 

Listen now, while you can, before it hopefully gets lost again.

NO TRANSCRIPT! (believe me, we're doing you a favour)

Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a catch...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/atc9im/Womderland_S7E6_Transcriptbrt30.pdf

Geoff delves into the issue of relationships of all kinds while waiting for a life-saving pizza delivery, and considers that childhood-crazy might equal big bucks for grownups; and Little Kev gets annoyed at non-sandwiches and unimportant oils...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jpa4wg/Wonderland_S7E5_Transcript8wk9f.pdf

Geoff extols the virtues of being clueless in Lisbon and takes a look at our addiction to doing stuff whilst in things on water; while Little Kev contemplates a Jim Carrey apocalypse...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/snm6xf/Wonderland_S7E4_Transcript87b1q.pdf

Geoff discovers the dangers of household chore improvisation and throws a well-deserved spotlight onto the king of Australian fruits, whilst throwing down a bold challenge in the general direction of Trondheim; and Little Kev contemplates alcoholic tunafish sandwiches...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bstsa6/Wonderland_S7E3_Transcript9okb1.pdf

Geoff celebrates the 100-episode mark by dusting off his ancient history and ridiculing some unnecessary modern expressions; and Little Kev feels the heat whilst contemplating what's in a name...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9s2e53/Wonderland_S7E2_Transcript_9upsz.pdf

Geoff wonders just how difficult it is to find that dream vocation, and gets down and dirty with one of our four-legged friends; while Little Kev considers the choices available to us in an emergency situation...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r8hz7q/Wonderland_S7E1_Transcript7p6ld.pdf

Geoff reveals a little-known fact about the male of the species, recalls the perils of late night pantry raids and suggests that value is often subjective; whilst Little Kev digs a big hole outside the toy shop...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/m2nrxu/Wonderland_S6E10_Transcriptakbr4.pdf