Geoff gets real about air travel, recognises pizza for what it really is, and questions our motives; while Little Kev hits the overpass in his underpants...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/u28afp/S5E2_Transcript9fprx.pdf

Geoff reveals the religious potential of diet choices and wonders why we're not making the best of our most natural resource, whilst Little Kev talks hairodynamics (and no, that's not a spelling mistake)...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i426x5/S5E1_Transcript8ot76.pdf

Geoff suspects that innovators are getting bored and ponders the resale value of dead birds; and Little Kev tries not to kill elderly people with his iPhone...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ad9wnp/S4E16_Transcript68xia.pdf

Geoff explains how nature could be its own worst enemy; that sleeping might be lucrative, and why mosquitoes could be smarter than we thought; while Little Kev tries turning right on a red light...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7eyiem/S4E15_Transcriptarctz.pdf

Geoff ponders accidental telecommunications, wonders if we're all natural-born bargain addicts, and identifies a problem with a popular women's winter fashion trend; whilst Little Kev makes a call from prison...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sgnmda/S4E14_Transcript93ap0.pdf

Geoff offers some relaxed relationship advice, considers the Loop Of Annoyance, and Little Kev tries not to look in the mirror for a really long time...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cajvit/S4E13_Transcript7q283.pdf

Geoff contemplates clowns, explains why not having a clue can be advantageous and listens for unbearable noises; whilst Little Kev admits to having friends who resemble Hobbits...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/g89hkc/S4E12_Transcript7mckf.pdf

Geoff reveals an effective way to deflect personal blame for an unfortunate social faux pas, contemplates a revolution in podcasting, and explains why small talk is bigger than we think; and Little Kev considers an ecological question...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/t2jcm3/S4E11_Transcriptaf1as.pdf

Geoff threatens his audience with FOMO, comes up with a brilliant solution to a everyone's biggest problem, and takes a good look at looking good; while Little Kev suggests dial-a-clown for weasel control...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gvujsm/S4E10_Transcript6m15u.pdf

Geoff wonders if we all might literally be living the dream; questions whether adversity makes people nicer; contemplates refrigeration mechanics posing as cardiologists... and Little Kev tries stay on his toes whilst sitting down.

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2sgi8y/Wonderland_S4E9azz0n.mp3