Geoff discovers the dangers of household chore improvisation and throws a well-deserved spotlight onto the king of Australian fruits, whilst throwing down a bold challenge in the general direction of Trondheim; and Little Kev contemplates alcoholic tunafish sandwiches...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bstsa6/Wonderland_S7E3_Transcript9okb1.pdf

Geoff celebrates the 100-episode mark by dusting off his ancient history and ridiculing some unnecessary modern expressions; and Little Kev feels the heat whilst contemplating what's in a name...

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https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9s2e53/Wonderland_S7E2_Transcript_9upsz.pdf

Geoff wonders just how difficult it is to find that dream vocation, and gets down and dirty with one of our four-legged friends; while Little Kev considers the choices available to us in an emergency situation...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r8hz7q/Wonderland_S7E1_Transcript7p6ld.pdf

Geoff reveals a little-known fact about the male of the species, recalls the perils of late night pantry raids and suggests that value is often subjective; whilst Little Kev digs a big hole outside the toy shop...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/m2nrxu/Wonderland_S6E10_Transcriptakbr4.pdf

Geoff marvels at the magic and mystery of mathematics and suspects a connection between a dead cat and the salvation of humanity, whilst Little Kev reckons with soft-closing toilet seats and soft clothes... 

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nnyu58/Wonderland_S6E9_Transcript6u85m.pdf

Geoff reveals that stupidity is often no accident, recommends free overseas trips for everyone and contemplates different names for a famous rock band; whilst Little Kev gets stressed and considers alternative meanings for a controversial word...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/88pmy4/Wonderland_S6E87vj4s.mp3

Geoff explains how being unpopular for no reason can be an advantage, whilst suspecting that his sense of direction might be the latest casualty of technology; whilst Little Kev ponders political correctness and gets hit by a boom gate... 

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/admhms/Wonderland_S6E7_Transcript76q78.pdf

Geoff declares the value of throwing in the towel and identifies a couple of futuristic predictions that we're definitely not likely to go for; whilst Little Kev talks oppression, wine-making and eye disorders...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y32qrc/Wonderland_S6E6_Transcript680bo.pdf

Geoff reflects on the most unexpectedly inspirational places on earth and explains what politics has to do with birdlife; and Little Kev considers new versus old tech, whilst noticing that his nose and ears are getting bigger...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9wqz32/Wonderland_S6E5_Transcript8igr3.pdf

Geoff despairs of online sub-editing and questions the accuracy of podcasting statistics; whilst Little Kev ponders the Church of Trevor... Or Sharon... Or Al Jolson...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inwhk3/Wonderland_S6E4_Transcript814wf.pdf