Chris Norton guest hosts and brings on one of the stars of his new, as yet unnamed, adult film (Norton Mountain or Rod Mountain?), Bob Meat. Bob explains that having sex on camera is not sex since you're having it with the equivalent of a made-up person or 'flesh robot.' Any baby born of that union would be a 'robot baby' and you wouldn't be paying 'child support.' You'd be paying 'robot maintenance.' Chris is all ears.

The BSP Classic Hour is from April 2006. Phil speaks with a man named Jim Kettering who says that the Spanish influence in America with food items and city names has become overwhelming. Jim asks the question, should there be some kind of cooling off period?

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Frazier Foods CEO Bob Green debuts his new podcast "Bob Green Today." With his cohost, General Gaylen Shaw, Bob talks about his new promotion; he swears by a three piece suit and doing exotic dancing at women's card games. Bob humps chairs and equipment as he demonstrates and gives a 'words-eye view.'

The BSP Classic Show from September 2004 has Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police saying sex offenders are not such bad people once you get to know them. His brother Carl, for example, is a past offender but is a great guy and has a huge train collection.

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One year ago, guess what we were talking about? You got it. Kim Jong Un. Ted Bell laments that he and other restaurateurs contributed to the epidemic of "waddle-fat" that guys like Un represent. Justin McElroy talks about a photoshop site called "Ogre Teen." And the panel talk to show contributor Mark Henshaw after it's revealed that he's been caught on videotape having sex with PR guy Jake Bonron's wife.

The BSP Classic Show is from October 16, 2003. Pastor Rennick is working to eradicate celibacy among youths. He says Pope John Paul doesn't look too good, and celibacy is the work of the devil. Also Steve Bosell is suing over a basketball gambling loss because he'll have to dress up as Kobe Bryant's victim.

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Dean Wheeler revisits his yoga instruction problem. Another year but the same compromising, suggestive yoga postures that his wife finds him doing. John Jerryman can't get enough soup but still sings "Red, Red Robin" and "Has Anybody Seen My Gal."

The BSP Classic Show features December 2002 and Robert Green laughing at kid's letters to Santa. That's followed by Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police trying to ban Christmas trees. Also David G. Hall and Lloyd Bonafide.

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It's the Margaret Grey Players with Margaret Grey as Phil Hendrie, Phil Hendrie as Robert Leonard, Robert Leonard as General Gaylen Shaw, General Gaylen Shaw as Bud Dickman and Bud Dickman as Margaret Grey.

The BSP Classic Show is from May 2003. Dean Wheeler is marching to Washington to demand a monument to war protesters be erected near the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall. It would have a sculpture of Barbra Streisand and Charlie Sheen.

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Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, and his head chef Carl Chodillia roll out the chef's recipe for tri-tip. Ted flips out over the mention of a competitor's cheese spread. Raj Feneen and his son Todd discuss the latest travel ban executive order from Donald Trump. RC Collins on what's next for the Lakers and how long can Jeannie Buss hang on.

The BSP Classic Show is from September 1, 2004, and Phil's birthday. Jay Santos is on patrol to harass motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away.

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From the very earliest days of our digital show comes this gem. In fact, it's so long ago, General Shaw sounds completely different. As to the show itself, in a controversial move that created friction within show staff, the Phil Hendrie Show purchased the broadcast rights to the Devil f*cking Fred Phelps, minus lube.

The first mention of the existence of an animal known as the traveling squirrel was discussed by Steve Bosell, Phil Hendrie, and Guy Barton. Barton had written a song called Traveling Squirrel. Phil ripped people that were criticizing coverage of the Malaysia Air. Curt Queedy and Guy Barton discussed Turkey banning Twitter and at one point General Shaw thought the Prime Minister of Turkey was the same guy that gave it to William Hayes in Midnight Express.

The BSP Classic Show is from August 18, 2003. Adjusting bikini bottoms. Ted Bell is unable to hire an underage girl at his restaurant. Also, safe houses for viewing porn....

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A truly modern Phil Hendrie Show classic with Dr. Jim Sadler. He talks with Phil about the case of Ursula and Sabrina Eriksson, a pair of twins whose story is too far out there to tell here. Plus, a return visit from Robert Oden who reluctantly explains that in order for Empire to survive it has to A.G.

Our BSP Classic Show features Phil on the stagnation of rock and roll. Larry Grover has a pamphlet called Dating Tips For Divorced Men. Steve Bosell lost his sons respect when he showed Axl Rose on TV and it stunk.

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As we take a few days off to get set for some major moves next week, here is the Phil Hendrie Show from a year ago, March 2016. Steve Bosell is reassured by Pastor William Rennick that a house guest, Dave Kaig (or Kaigal) and his wife are in a solemnized marriage even though they were married in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which does exist in New Zealand. Jack Armstrong and Mark Henshaw debate Trump's trade policy. Father James McQuarters takes sides in the Apple vs. FBI case.

The BSP Classic Hour features Bel Mar Academy High School teacher Vernon Dozier talking about his 68-year-old mother-in-law getting engaged. Vernon says the announcement was made at dinner and nearly made him vomit.

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Phil is completing his classes this week. Big accident. We thought it was last week.

HOWEVER...

We have a serious classic in the show today from March of last year... August Selson's Sexual Exclamation! Featuring August, a cave gnome named Mr. Fur, a centaur named Darrian, and, of course, Lady Beth. The panel interviews security consultant Jay Santos for information on why a Time Magazine photographer got beat on at the Trump rally in Alabama. Trump supporter Mark Henshaw.

The BSP Classic Hour is from March 2001. It's Austin Amarca. He thinks that Tim McVeigh was just playing a practical joke.

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