It's our season finale, so that means we end with a good movie! That's right, episode 5. The one with all the great quotables, betrayal, romance, and action. This movie was so good, that Rob actually kinda liked it. Lots of great nerding out on this one, and we get to once again cleanse our palates before diving into another season of hot garbage. Let's get right to it. Animal igloos! Milky Androids! Severe Severings! Bob Foolery! A distinct lack of debate over intergalactic trade routes! Total yak annihilation! C-3P0 being a total douche, and much, much more on this week's episode of The BEST Movie Ever Made! 

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We know, we know... you're looking at the title, and thinking, "not that movie!" It's okay. There are some things to consider. For one, our podcast runs shorter than the actual movie, we actually have a structure and sense of direction to our show, and we'd like to think we're charismatic and exuberant in our delivery. Based on those stats alone, we're already doing a better job than the assholes who made this piece of shit! Here's what we're going to talk about: Jar Jar Jargon! Serendickity! Missing the Mark (Hamill)! The ole wizard slip! Polishing the droid! Unlocking the double jump! Bob's red herring reversal! Poon boons, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

Next week, we watch The Empire Strikes Back as our season finale "good movie." 

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Gather round, and grab a seat. It's time for your hosts to tell you a story about absolutely nothing happening. This is our fourth movie featuring the legendary JCVD, and we don't know why. It's basically the same movie every time. Want the deets? Here they are! Strategic stump assault! Smuckity Huckerson! Spooky Cataracts! Top Heavy Boob Maneuvers! Rob's pizza ruins the show! Jim West Boot Knives! CyBORING results! The lost city of... Atlanta, Georgia, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

This episode was made possible by the State of Florida's Toll Enforcement Division... a group of suck-fucking tax grubbers.

Stay tuned next week for The Phantom Menace.

You guys! We know you probably think that we're making a bold assertion that 1:36:22 of 3 guys bitching about Battleship has more entertainment value than the 2:11:00 runtime of the movie itself, but we assure you we know what we're talking about. What a festering shit-box of a movie. Where do we start? Botched burrito burgling! Cyborg strutting! Cops leaving paraplegics to die! Top Gun soccer knockoffs! Art of War of the Worlds! Rihanna! Thunderstruck Boomer Blasters, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Today's episode is brought to you by not actually being a real episode. Our beloved co-host, Bob, has gone missing, and last we heard  from him, he was speaking in code through a balled up sock and kazoo from a pay phone in Montreal. We're going to record the real episode on "Battleship," tomorrow night once we reconvene, but we didn't want you, our beloved audience, to miss out on your Wednesday bad movie drive time banter. Chris and Rob talk about lots of stuff in this short and sweet chat. The fate of The Asscheek Arena (TM)! What they're watching outside of the show (hint: Jurassic World fucking blows)! Titties (twice somehow)! The recent lack of Shitcoin (TM), and much, much more! 

We made it 52 episodes without one of us mysteriously going missing under questionable circumstances, and we'll be back on track Thursday with our "Battleship" episode. 

Thanks for listening, and don't forget your Zippy Zap.

The boys go back to school with 1998's The Faculty. You know, that movie that got a bunch of grunge artists on their fall from grace to botch a Pink Floyd song for the soundtrack. There's so much to talk about, so let's get right to it. Body-snatchers rules! Flogging the Bishop! Lost tits in the locker room! Double pussy puke! Teacher's lounge water whipping! Diuretic space cocaine! Underbelly dermis tickles, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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The boys are back in town, but unfortunately so is John Gotti. We crawled through every single inch of marble-mouthed dialogue... fuck, even the guy who writes captions for TUBI quit his job forever and has not been seen since. Let's get right into it! Badfellas! Hairpiece philanthropy! Junior Gotti's secret youth elixir! Spousal abuse! Cop hat takesey backsies! Proper penis assessment, and much, much, more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever made!

More like "Vantage Disappoint," amiright? Wow. Just wow. No further introductions, here we go: Spanish Rambo! Ice cream cone kerfuffles! Double-mint Democracy! Trouble on camera three! Rob's son shits himself! Forest Whitaker's insatiable lust for danger! Electoral dysfunction, and much, much, more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Brought to you by Milton Bradley's new strategic board-game, "who fucked my couch?"

The gang slips into their avatars and gets bent on M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender... a movie so bad, that not even Bruce Willis' ghost can save it from itself. Element bending! Too much diet coke! M. Night Shyamalan's shadow war with the Catholic Church! Frozen water balls! Celibate fire breathers! Unprompted, nonchalant, and effortless elder sacrifice! Whispered exposition, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

This is the season 6 kickoff, so scroll down, and get caught up!

“End of Watch?” More like “total dogshit,” amiright? Liberace strikeouts! Befuddled Blair Witch buffoonery! Fuck tally burnouts! Big evil dunk jumps! Candid camera camaraderie! Jarhead Jake’s droopy face, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!!! Omg