Fuck this movie, and Fuck our guest Dr_Ezekiel for requesting that we watch this movie! 

Just kidding! Dr_Ezekiel was an excellent, and entertaining guest, and we loved to hate on "Ice Pirates" with him. Zeke streams movie viewings every week on his twitch, which can be found right here: https://www.twitch.tv/dr_ezekiel 

Smash that subscribe button. Or gently caress it-- the choice is yours! Bottom line is that this dude knows his stuff, and if he can get the three of us engaged in a film as nauseatingly stupid as "Ice Pirates," then it's clear he has a natural talent for entertainment.  You owe it to yourself to stop watching "Ice Pirates," and move on with your life. 

Here's some talking points we were really into:

Raising the roof on Karina’s recovery receptacle! Garment gal getting gropey! Hot to trot style hard R! Impromptu pollywog prostitution! Space bait! Soylent styled penetration sequences! Peyton Manning of the 80’s! Space herpes! Choosing between getting your dick chopped off, or getting your dick chopped off! Overacted limpness! Illogical robot logistics! Intergalactic thirst traps! Half baked gravity blasts! Mystery softcore porn water, and much, much more on this week's Episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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Rob reaches out from beyond the grave to help get this broadcast lifted. Our hosts, Chris and Bob, carry the torch, and through several hard drive backup issues, spontaneous grocery deliveries, totally inappropriate shit talking about Rob in his unexpected absence, and other stuff, we bring you our GOOD MOVIE EPISODE... The Exorcist, which some of you may not know is actually a parody of the 1990 film "Repossessed," starring Linda Blair.

Normally we have a bunch exclamation points that allude to things that are said in the episode, but this is Rob Typing, and I didn't listen to the episode yet so here goes!: Crucifucking! Oopsy stair tumbles! Good priest, bad priest! Pea soup escapades! Captain Howdy hymen breaching! Creepy tummy scribbles! Pazuzu induced stair crawlies (these are different stairs this time though), and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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This week we shoot for the moon for space action gambling heists. We're talking of course about "The Adventures of Pluto Nash." So many wrongs in this movie that all are somehow six degrees separated from Nickelodeon's "Hey Arnold!" More on that later though. 

Flat salty lakes! Hot feather duster ass! Bob’s girl! Eddie Murphy’s turdy wordies! Randy robots! Bruno’s battery baton! Carefree companion cloning! Straight scripts! Beefy catchalls! Assy side-gigs! Slut machines! Dusty dystopian Stallone tropes! Randy Quaid losing it, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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They're cats! They're cats! But their butt holes aren't intact! So many wondiferous things to talk about in this fantastic farce of feline feces, so let's just get this over with and go home. 

Jamming in the Jellicles! Cat bowl cum puddles! Reverse engineering the rhyme! Ineffable inevitability! Digitally removing dirt buttons! Executing Isabella extremely unethically! Catnip compliance! Birthday suit Bustopher gargling back alley glizzies, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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The gang gets sensually seductive with the black flame candle on their way to Walgreens, which is a real store, as they plow through through rounds of the witches brew known as Hocus Pocus II. Or as we like to call it: Dogshit. This is a sequel that nobody asked for, and yet it happened to us anyways. Let's do this! 

Deep delves into the balrog! Lazy nodding! The virginity assumption! Big witch smelling Winnie from ankles to ear! High school house party's where they hold the hooch! Attempted asphyxiation upon apple bobbing buddies! Breaking the fourth Walgreens! Butter! Rick from Pawn Stars shows his laugh at the pumpkin patch! Ginger Minge! Future Fabric, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

RESPECT THE EGG!!!

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We made it to episode 69 (nice!), so we HAD to talk about Hellraiser. Chris, Bob, and Rob blur the lines between pleasure and pain as they take down this pile of shit. Why do people love this movie? Sounds like empty praise from a bunch of pinheads, amiright? 

Mummy Cummies! Reverberated daddies! Box trauma! The full spread! Spinning barbed wire boards! Putting the Parliament out on the Persian! Frank fetish flashbacks! Lumps! Nourishing nectar of the niece! Cobweb cardiovascular blood vessel revival systems! Rat infested renovation rooms! Frankie facials! Dimension evidence! Cinnabon Cenobites, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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Riddle me this... what's sweaty, smelly, and coiled up in a pungent lump at the bottom of the toilet? If you answered 1997's Anaconda, then you're 100% correct. Though it turns out Roger Ebert was a massive fan (not even joking, Google that shit). Ice Cube is somehow the best actor, and John Voight is nothing more than a shiny sausage with an axe to grind and a scowl that's as flaccid as a microwaved hotdog at 3am (TM). 

Paraguayan person popping up in mid production! Lopez letting the ladies loose! Buckets full of monkey blood! Lame Horniness! Penile pipe logic! Double gun face butts! Resurfaced Faculty trauma! Leg lock neck breaks! ...Snake... trophies! Slimy winks! Dollar store dictators, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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We know October is spooky month, and we're going to get into all that good stuff next week. But in the meantime we wanted to boof you with the doozy known as Mortal Kombat! A childhood favorite of many, but a sweaty turd on the radiator for most. 

Weepy Western Unions! Flawed victories! Side boob central! Caucasian Raiden! Cage/Kang carry-on confusion! Prying open those soul holes! White lightning wet willy whispers! Unwilling mousse tousles! Large electrical disturbances with a side of vocal fry! Surviving the Hard R! Two man Goro horse suits? Faulty claw logic! Cosmic blob camouflage! High octane turkey slapping, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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