No introduction for Cabin Fever as we kick off Season 8. Let’s skip to the good part, AHHHHHH, AHHHH- AHHH-AHHHH…you know like that song. The TikTok song for the glow ups…  Pinwheel piss casts! Pipelogic comes back with a vengeance! Rubbing your chauffeur’s penis! Unconsenting capture of canoodling couples! Funny haha finger in the fanny! Punching the blood clam! Child abuse! Kung Food! Convenient hog slaughter! Zombie people pooping people poop meat, and much, much more on This Week’s Episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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We're a day late, but we promise it's for a good reason... we had scheduling conflicts. But we're back with a vengeance with a good movie to close the season out! Back with a vengeance, you say? That sounds familiar. Like 1994's The Crow, perhaps? Chris thinks this movie is just "okay," but Bob and Rob deliver death blows that convince him to think it's still just "okay." That's fine. Can't win them all! But do you know who won over our hearts this week? The Crow. Brandon Lee. The revengencer of a thousand caw-caws! But when it comes to perfectly executed film noir anti-hero epics that fully capture rage, revenge, and redemption, there's lots to talk about it, so let's get into it!

Proper pipe logic! Rampant cocaine abuse! Stunt skater legs? Cop banter! Really cool bullet holes! Reverse morphine maneuvers! Incest! Shock cut building hops! Convincing miniatures, and much, much more on this week's episode of The BEST Movie Ever Made! 

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Balled up Ferret muscles! Everest ostriches! Gray gregarious white men! Frenetic fandering! Jovial particle blasting! You say goodbye, I say hello by squeezing your honkers! Baggin Saggin Barry Bus! Seinfeld squares! Ben Stiller babies! Photographer toilet stalkers! Reverse turd burgling, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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Chris impersonates a leprechaun, Bob's foolery hits its zenith, and Rob pretends to question his own mortality as if that wasn't already a weekly recurrence as the gang raids Castle Grayskull to dump on Masters of the Universe! Oh, how we used to spend our Tuesday nights before we started this show... Musical butt plug keys! Chromatose Krispy Kreming! Octode rectifiers! Shiny metal blinky things! Dubbed Dolph dialogues! Impossibly deep shafts! English adjacent accent impressions! Laughing at people drowning! The Japanese assumption! Microwaved ribs! Parsec aeons! Deferring to the Swedes! Back alley meat exchanges, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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Front foot fuckery! Joshua tree listening party! Raisinet nipple reconnaissance! Clanging and not banging in the penthouse! Sneaky peeky poos! Ass flattery! Attempted pool party murder! Crab puff safety protocol! Dropping the French bomb! Jean Claude Can Dammes! The full spread! Creepy crouchies! Bozo blasting! Roller blader waiters, and much, much, more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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This week we talk about 1992's Under Siege with none other than Steven Seagal. We learn that he's more than just a cook, and has like 9 purple hearts and is so awesome at everything. We also learn that Tommy Lee Jones might be wearing a hair piece... or is he? Listen to the show to find out. The truth may surprise you. Let's do this! Loony Poons! Hnghnughnugh on the bayou! Return of the horsefishes! Summer’s Eve eating contests! Night milk titty rewinds! Death dangling! Ocean motions! Nuke equity, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Judge Dredd is the law! And we're subjecting ourselves to his chiseled jawline, and remarkable stature. Oh, how we've been humbled by this steamy loaf. Let's not dilly dally... here we go! Sloppy Sly slaw! Faulty pipe logic (again)! Sci-Fi Denial! Wanton destruction of small businesses! Tit to toe leotard ensembles! Celebratory starvation pacts! Stabby soliloquies! Leslie Shats, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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