Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a title shot rather than brain damage, they touch gloves with the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Rocky 5. They discuss Sly Stallone, stinky uncles, nepotism and Elton John theme songs. “Get up you son of a bitch 'cause Mickey loves you!” Enjoy the pod if not the underdog champion.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the wholemeal pizza slices rather than the dog’s hearts, they unmask the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Halloween II remakequel. They discuss the Rob Zombie oeuvre, horror reimaginings, explicit murders and Danielle Harris. “Hey, world! Guess what. I'm Michael Myers' sister! I'm so fucked!” Enjoy the pod if not the severed flesh happy sequel.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the mother boxes rather than talking fish, they team-up against the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Justice League. They discuss crushing on Affleck, sneaky director swapping, CGI moustaches and the Snyder Cut. “You said that like it explains why there's a total stranger sitting in the dark in my second favorite chair.” Enjoy the pod if not the schizophrenic $300 million bad bet.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Colorado Offensive rather than the tramp’s pants, they terminate at the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Terminator 5. They discuss Arnie’s dong, diddy Emilia Clarke, neverending reboots and the Jai Courtney in the room. “That's a meaningless gesture. Why hold onto someone you must let go?” Enjoy the pod if not Bobby spilling his coffee and mopping it up during the plot synopsis.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a breast enhancement rather than a gym teacher, they educate themselves about the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Bad Teacher. They discuss Cameron Diaz, skiving, chemistry and meaty co-stars. “I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?” Enjoy the pod if not the hit comedy.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the flying saucers rather than the electrode gun, they fly at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Wolverine solo adventure. They discuss hot middle aged totty, studio interference, the scourge of copyright piracy and Hugh Jackman’s butt. “Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws, or the fingernails of a bag-lady...” Enjoy the pod if not the misjudged prequel.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the dream warriors rather than the lynched nonces, they slash at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Nightmare on Elm Street 6. They discuss videoshop fear, victim prejudice, contagious SFX and Robert Englund. “No screaming while the bus is in motion.” Enjoy the pod if not-so-permanent final nail in the franchise’s coffin.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for dominant species rather than the dirty humans, they warp at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Planet of the Apes. They discuss toothless action, Tim Burton’s decline, Deux-Ex-Machina and excellent make-up! “Is there a soul in there?” Enjoy the pod if not the unloved blockbuster.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a carnival rather than a wino heaven, they fire into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Alligator II. They discuss not to scale FX, Baywatch production values, fave reptile flicks and scream queen Dee Wallace. “Hey, he hasn’t paid me yet!” Enjoy the pod if not the charmless sequel.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a Shot from the heart rather than a brain drained tramp, they fire into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd The Dark Towers. They discuss the Stephen King multiverse, the McConaughey V Elba sex-off, fantasy adventure and spoilerific trailers. “Do the animals here still speak?” Enjoy the pod if not the unloved blockbuster.