Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Victoria Secrets’ Gala rather than the flat cap, they log on into the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Perfect Stranger. They discuss unlikely Oscar Winner Halle Berry, strange hairlines, barmy twists upon twists and their favourite erotic thrillers. "Stroke a man's dick, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.” Enjoy the pod if not the nudity free potboiler.

James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Aztecy Mayan Gold rather than the drowning Volkswagen, they roundhouse kick into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Firewalker. They discuss the discreet charms of Chuck Norris, Cannon Films, which stars make it onto the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Eighties Adventure movies. “Watch he'll say something like "So gentlemen, we meet again".” Enjoy the pod if not the Indy rip-off.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the free yacht ride rather than the blue flame death, they watch with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Vengeance of She. Only this time Natalie steps aside and we inflict the Hammer Studios sequel onto an unsuspecting Gráinne Maguire. The beloved Irish comedian discusses her secret star crush, her Eighties movie upbringing, woollen fashions and suggests bringing in a bit of Golden Age Hollywood talent. “I don't throw George's girls to the sharks. Not anymore. There's not enough sharks.” Enjoy the pod if not the boring cash-in.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the blue space alcohol rather than the fake god, they watch the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Star Trek 5. They discuss cinematic continuations of top telly, the overcrowded blockbuster summer of ‘89, jet pack boots and compromised SFX. “In that case, I have little choice but to sample your beans.” Enjoy the pod if not the unloved franchise entry.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the shape charge rather than the crab explosion, they shower bang with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Specialist. They discuss villainous overacting, burning stuntmen flying through the air, London buses and mid 1990s movie related bangers. “Who gave you permission to smile? Shut up!” Enjoy the pod if not the Stallone / Stone starrer.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the magic trick rather than the drugged goblet, they dry hump with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Meridian from Charles Brand. They discuss Sherilyn Fenn’s timeless beauty, non-consensual fantasy sex, Don’t Look Now connections and the lack of male nudity. “I think something terrible may have happened!” Enjoy the pod if not the lack of horror.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the prize money rather than the broken neck, they compete with the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Kickboxer 6. They discuss The Muscles From Brussels, fake elephants, sports with no rules and... apropos of nothing... Bobby starts protesting too much about not watching gay porn. “Joseph King by name, Jokin' by nature...” Enjoy the pod if not the all too fleeting appearances from Gina Carano.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the banana boat rather than the rusty sculpture, they chomp into the 1.5* rated on Letterboxd Jaws 4. They discuss paycheck player Sir Michael Caine, sandcastle slavery, bloated robotics and stalking sharks. “This time it’s personal.” Enjoy the pod if not the unfortunate end of a franchise.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the rose petal bath rather than the feast on the floor, they warp themselves into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Prehistoric Women. They discuss Hammer Horror, Sixties sexiness, politically incorrect adventures and unpredictable dance numbers. “I did not save you for others, strange one. You're mine. Mine alone. Think on this.” Enjoy the pod if not the Martine Beswick starrer.