Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the ponderosa rather than the chicken in the face, they dance on into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd Three To Tango. They discuss Chandler Bing, “kooky girls”, viewing Friends through a woke lens and whether David Lynch has watched this movie. "I haven't done anything or anyone to deserve this.” Enjoy the pod if not the unromantic “gay” romantic comedy.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the meteorite necklace rather than the Bob-omb, they plumb into the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Super Mario Bros. They discuss video game adaptations, fantastic casts, massive sets and troubled productions. "Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next.” Enjoy the pod if not the 8-Bit evolution.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for bed breaking fuck rather than the vampiric foetus, they suck on the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd two part Twilight Saga finale. They mix up the format to discuss wedding movies, final chapters in franchises, CGI babies and a few current releases. "Nessie? You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness MONSTER?” Enjoy the pod if not the wolf banter.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the chariot chase rather than the dockyard pretzel, they labour on into the 1.8* rated on Letterboxd Hercules In New York. They discuss young Arnie, the Greek Classics, Horn & Hardart Automats and one take film-making. "That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?” Enjoy the pod if not the fish-out-of-water comedy.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the topless wolfpack rather than the cut-offs, they watch with the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd Twilight: Eclipse. Only this time we step aside and we inflict the third chapter onto an unsuspecting Emily Randall. The cool kid historian discusses whether Edward has enough backstory, her Leo DiCaprio fixation, aquatic kids movies and suggests an intriguing hybrid pairing. “Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin!” Enjoy the pod if not the freezing cold plot.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the sexy fencing triple agent rather than the slumming it Oscar winner, they suave on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Die Another Day. They discuss their least favourite 007 outings, yer man Pierce Brosnan himself, Madonna’s derided theme song and invisible cars. "A couple of hours on the dream machine keeps me sane.” Enjoy the pod if not the 20th James Bond entry.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the yellow Porsche rather than the motorbike tumble, they watch with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Twilight: New Moon. Only this time we step aside and we inflict the sequel onto an unsuspecting James Mason. The beloved cynic discusses whether Bella does her homework, his telly-lad cinema education, the disruption of his Netflix algorithm and points out some credible vampire lore. “It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.” Enjoy the pod if not the wet love triangle.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the breakfast Martini rather than the condom heist, they swindle on into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Freaky Deaky. They discuss their fave Christian Slater performances, Elmore Leonard, the lack of manly male lead roles and a cavalier attitude towards rape as a plot point. "Mr Woody, you put your underwear on first.” Enjoy the pod if not the crime caper.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the hyper speed piggyback rather than the wrist suck-off, they log on into the 2.6* rated on Letterboxd Twilight. They discuss K-Stew & R-Patz, sexless romance, shimmering skin and their favourite fad movies from their respective youths. "What a sick, masochistic lion.” Enjoy the pod if not the age inappropriate teen romance.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the cyborg ninjas rather than the rat shit bath, they reboot into the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Robocop 3. They discuss defanging the beloved original for the family market, Orion Pictures’ financial woes, a smorgasbord of character actors and the jet pack. "I am now authorized to... be loyal as a puppy.” Enjoy the pod if not the much delayed toy advert sci-fi adventure.