The Worst Movies We Own

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the ice cream sundae rather than the horny sister, they spook the 2.6* rated on Letterboxd Prom Night III. They discuss Mary Lou’s return, cat interruptions, loser protagonists and whether this would work better as porn. "Contrary to popular belief, there is a hell, and you're standing in it.” Enjoy the pod if not the threequel.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the spontaneous combustion rather than the bluebottle infestation, they haunt the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Amityville 3-D. They discuss Meg Ryan’s debut, hole goblins, good deaths and the size of Natalie’s head. "I just bought the house, not the ghost.” Enjoy the pod if not the threequel.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the old Hollywood glamour rather than the American Pie cover, they give birth to the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd The Next Best Thing. They discuss British Madonna, queer mainstream melodrama, rippling abs and the master John Schlesinger. "It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.” Enjoy the pod if not the Gay / Straight romcom that actually isn’t that at all.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Blue Oyster Bar rather than the dirtbags, they graduate into the very, very poorly rated on Letterboxd Police Academy series. THAT’S RIGHT! Every single Police Academy movie. Let’s see if their marriage survives this episode?

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Big Mick rather than the diseased rhinoceros pizzle, they coronate into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Coming 2 America. They discuss Eddie Murphy, comedy legacy sequels, their favourite Spice Girls and the new Indiana Jones trailer. "The best? That's like the most blast thing I've ever heard. What do we have besides superhero shit, remakes and sequels to old movies nobody asked for?” Enjoy the pod if not the Zamundan National Cinema Programme.

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Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the quack-fu rather than the evil overlord, they waddle into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Howard The Duck. They discuss George Lucas, Marvel Comics adaptations, sexy singers and duck puns. "I bet you were born from a very hard-boiled egg, Duckie.” Enjoy the pod if not the notorious Eighties flop.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the apple rather than the bit lip, they slumber into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd In Dreams. They discuss Annette Bening, her more famous husband’s Oscar snafu, school play productions and get to the root of why Natalie hates Marvel. "My daddy is a dollar / I wrote it on a fence / My daddy is a dollar / not worth a hundred cents.” Enjoy the pod if not the woozy serial killer thriller.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the cape rather than the codpiece, they power into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd Masters of the Universe. They discuss Cannon Films, Dolph Lundgren, Courtney Cox and disco sword fights. "Everything comes to he who waits... and I have waited so very long for this moment.” Enjoy the pod if not the cartoon toy line adaptation.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the tube steak rather than the turkey baster, they conceive into the 2.5* rated on Letterboxd She Hate Me. They discuss whistleblowing, selling sperm, Spike’s fantastic back catalogue and the correct way to say “Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit”. "Don't look at me, I want it the old fashioned way.” Enjoy the pod if not the messy epic.