Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the Sugar & Spice rather than the brain drain, they kapow themselves into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Batman Forever. They discuss Tim Burton & Michael Keaton’s exit aftershock, Jim Carrey’s tight costumes, whether Nicole Kidman is sexy and the birth of the UV neon day-glo action sequence. “I’ll get Drive-Thru.” Enjoy the pod if not the toy-i-fication of a franchise.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the pom poms rather than the frog dissection, they meta themselves into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Return To Horror High. They discuss George Clooney’s feature film debut, boob shots, random twists and enthusiastic, blood stained Brady Bunch cast members. “There will be no exploding tit shots.” Enjoy the pod if not the self aware comedy horror.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the log cabin rather than the muddy puddle, they force themselves on to the 2.6* rated on Letterboxd I Spit On Your Grave remake. They discuss the rape revenge sub-genre, flip-flops, torture porn and the ultimate sin... mixing red and white wine. “She's just an innocent girl!” Enjoy the pod if not the mercenary ordeal.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the evening dress rather than the dreary column, they make a bad marriage with the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Bel Ami. They discuss their finest period adaptations, teen heart throbs maturing, distant nudity and Christina Ricci. “Paris is filthy with money, even the whores are getting rich. Why don't you come to dinner tomorrow night?” Enjoy the pod if not Robert Pattinson’s expressions.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS! Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for an engagement ring rather than a home perm, they splash into the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Holiday In Handcuffs. They discuss the made for TV Christmas romantic comedy sub-genre, Melissa Joan Hart, the ethics of kidnapping and their Top Five Festive Faves. “Doing one crazy thing does not make a person crazy, though I have to admit this isn't how I expected to be spending my Christmas...” Enjoy the pod if not the 90 minute felony.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the ultrasound rather than the asylum gangbang, they copulate at the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Freddy 5. They discuss their top 5 horror icons, pro-life slashers, ingenious FX and whether Natalie really, really dislikes Bad Boys. “Kids... always a disappointment.” Enjoy the pod if not the rushed fifthquel.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the King of the Faeries rather than the Graveyard Gloria, they peephole at the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Porkys 2. They discuss the sub-genre of Arsehole Raunch, Jeffrey Coombs’ sexuality, childhood phobias and larkish toxic masculinity. “Get the Flock out of here!” Enjoy the pod if not the dickhead fest.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a Narf rather than a Scrunt, they splash into the 2.3* rated on Letterboxd Lady In The Water. They discuss the hubris of M Night Shyamalan, average bloke product placement, Joseph Campbell myths and useless humans. “He's hearing the voice of God through a crossword puzzle!” Enjoy the pod if not the twistless mystery.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the mother boxes rather than talking fish, they team-up against the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Muppets Wizard of Oz. They discuss “Who is Ashanti?”, Tarantino cameos, wasted Kermit and other classics that should get The Muppet treatment. “Psshh. Psshh. Psshh! I'm talking Oz in flames! Burn baby burn! You digging it?” Enjoy the pod if not the made-for-tv cheapie.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the WINNER rather than the rubber corpse, they right-click at the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd The Card Player. They discuss Dario Argento, giallo, high quality sex dolls and their favourite Desktop Operating System card games. “One other thing... this was inserted into her vagina.” Enjoy the pod if not the dial-up modem thrills.