Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the flying saucers rather than the electrode gun, they fly at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Plan Nine From Outer Space. They discuss enthusiastically awful auteur Ed Wood , terrible alien plans, footage from beyond the grave and indiscernible aliens. “Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space.” Enjoy the pod if not the infamously slapdash production.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the hyperdrives rather than the eaten wounded, they launch at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Lost In Space. They discuss Joey Tribbiani’s big breakout, benching the girls, space monkeys and TV reboots that don’t exploit their original banging theme tunes. “Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.” Enjoy the pod if not the doomed, DOOMED production.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the silky smooth rather than the Sony guts, they drop kick at the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd You Don’t Mess With the Zohan. They discuss global geopolitics, old lady bangin’, the Happy Madison ensemble and butt doubles! “Well then, at least it is good time to shave his neck...” Enjoy the pod if not the hummus fuelled production.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the King of the Monsters rather than radiated earthworms, they stomp into the 2.2* rated on Letterboxd Godzilla. They discuss whether size does matter, blockbusters who bully each other, duff romantic interests and lizard genitals. “What the hell's the matter with you people? You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!” Enjoy the pod if not the reckless bastardisation of a Japanese institution.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for a VIP booth at the Titty Twister rather than a night at the Coyote Motel, they bite into the 2.0 & 2.2* rated on Letterboxd From Dusk Till Dawn sequels. They discuss 1990s video rental shop economics, Quentin Tarantino’s acting, Michael Parks and whether vampires should ever rob banks. “This is a preservative, and I'm pickling myself for your great... beyond.” Enjoy the pod if not the Bob Weinstein DTV cash-ins.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the wolf morphine rather than the cockroaches in yoghurt, they fly at the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Striptease. They discuss schizophrenic performances, capers that go nowhere, wig & monkey bolt-ons and nudity overkill. “Who cares? I haven't had a hard- on since I started running this place. Closest I got was Sea World. Porpoise got me hot..” Enjoy the pod if not the drastically reshot crime comedy production.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the puddin’ rather than the nanite bombs, they fly at the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Suicide Squad. They discuss Margot Robbie’s breakout, My So Called Joker, fuzzy threats and if it is called Suicide Squad whether they should... y’know... kill a few more of the massive ensemble “We're bad guys. It's what we do.” Enjoy the pod if not the jukebox megamix soundtracked production.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the final girls rather than the doomed jocks, they fly at the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Prom Night 4. They discuss slasher tropes, sexy priest, stalking set-pieces and how budget isn’t everything! “Pussy, pussy, I'm gonna get me some pussy.” Enjoy the pod if not the seemingly camcorder lensed production.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the dog’s rather than knickers, they sauce into the 2.0* rated on Letterboxd Carry On England & Emmannuelle. They discuss constant entendres, minimal nudity, dwindling cast members and the strength of their relationship. “When they get a butcher's at you, dear, you'll need to be on guard.” Enjoy the pod if not Natalie’s seething hatred of a British institution.

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the the Prize rather than a beheading, they crash into the 1.9* rated on Letterboxd Higlander II. They discuss short sighted action heros, a retcon too far, sidelined eco-warriors and sneaky Argentinian superproduction. “Peace is highly overrated.” Enjoy the pod if not the immortal antique dealer goes alien scientist sequel.